We are pleased to announce that as of March 4, 2025, an updated Rich Text Editor has been introduced in the MyFitnessPal Community. To learn more about the changes, please click here. We look forward to sharing this new feature with you!
Random Thought 4 Wednesday
Replies
-
Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?
:laugh: :laugh:0 -
If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
*thunder rolls in the background.0 -
I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed shrink is our friend.
:grumble:0 -
If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
*thunder rolls in the background.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
If corn oil is made from corn, what is baby oil made from?
Ha Ha...you missed me. Stupid lightning.:grumble:0 -
What if "C-A-T" really spelled "DOG"?
Bonus points if you name the movie I am ripping that off from.0 -
What if "C-A-T" really spelled "DOG"?
Bonus points if you name the movie I am ripping that off from.
I googled it, does that count?? :laugh:0 -
If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
If that cat has a piece of buttered bread on it's back, which side will hit the ground?0 -
Stapler... Where's my stapler?... Can't find my stapler... - Movie (anyone)0
-
Stapler... Where's my stapler?... Can't find my stapler... - Movie (anyone)
OFFICE SPACE!0 -
Yeah! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
-
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
LMAO!!!!!!!!!
Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?0 -
Why do men get those sexy crow's feet & women get wrinkles?0
-
Why do men get those sexy crow's feet & women get wrinkles?
The same reason men look "distinguished" with gray hair and we look like old witches...LOL0 -
Can fat people skinny-dip?
Personally, I chunky-dunk! :laugh:
Jackie
Created by MyFitnessPal.com - Free Calorie Counter
'How does one become a butterfly?, she asked. 'You must want to fly so much that you are willing to give up being a caterpillar.'0 -
What hair color do they put on the license of a bald man?
Jackie
Created by MyFitnessPal.com - Free Calorie Counter
'How does one become a butterfly?, she asked. 'You must want to fly so much that you are willing to give up being a caterpillar.'0 -
LOL! My husband's still says blond! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
-
Why do they make scented toilet paper?:sick:0
-
Why do they make scented toilet paper?:sick:0
-
Why do they make scented toilet paper?:sick:0
-
I cannot believe you let this thread die!
AHEM!!
"How do "Keep off the grass" signs get where they are?"0 -
Why do they sell hot dogs in packages of 8 but hot dog buns in packages of 12?0
-
How is it Veggie Tales characters play instruments - without hands?0
-
Why is the bottled water 16.9 oz? Why not make it 17oz?0
-
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken's butt and think, "I'll bet that would be good to eat?
WTH?:noway:0 -
How is it Veggie Tales characters play instruments - without hands?
On that thread, why does Donald Duck wrap a towel around his bottom, but wears only a top the rest of the time???0 -
Just a thought for all the women out there...
MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?
And when we have real trouble, it's HISterectomy
:laugh: :laugh:0 -
Can fat people skinny-dip?
Personally, I chunky-dunk! :laugh:
Jackie
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Me Too!!!!!0 -
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?0
-
Why is it that Pluto can't talk but Goofy can talk and drive? They're both dogs!0
This discussion has been closed.
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 394.7K Introduce Yourself
- 44K Getting Started
- 260.5K Health and Weight Loss
- 176.1K Food and Nutrition
- 47.5K Recipes
- 232.7K Fitness and Exercise
- 444 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.5K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.6K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 153.1K Motivation and Support
- 8.2K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.4K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 4.1K MyFitnessPal Information
- 16 News and Announcements
- 1.3K Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.8K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions