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Random Thought 4 Wednesday

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  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section? She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Javancub
    Javancub Posts: 181
    Which came first...The chicken or the egg?:laugh:
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section? She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

    Which begs the question....

    What's the deal with self-help "groups"?
  • GoGetterMom
    GoGetterMom Posts: 852 Member
    Well, you know they were doin' so good to start with...:noway:
  • GoGetterMom
    GoGetterMom Posts: 852 Member
    How about "butter knife"
  • Emdicio
    Emdicio Posts: 270 Member
    Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    A good way to get to sleep when the wife's away? :laugh: :noway:
  • Emdicio
    Emdicio Posts: 270 Member
    If you choke a Smurf what color will they turn?
  • Juliebean
    Juliebean Posts: 317
    Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    A good way to get to sleep when the wife's away? :laugh: :noway:


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That's better than inviting the neighbor over for a sleepover!
  • Emdicio
    Emdicio Posts: 270 Member
    Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    A good way to get to sleep when the wife's away? :laugh: :noway:


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That's better than inviting the neighbor over for a sleepover!

    Yeah - plus he always complains about having to "catch".....:grumble: :happy:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    A good way to get to sleep when the wife's away? :laugh: :noway:


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That's better than inviting the neighbor over for a sleepover!

    Yeah - plus he always complains about having to "catch".....:grumble: :happy:

    :noway: no.....you.....didn't.....:noway:


    :laugh: :laugh:
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    A good way to get to sleep when the wife's away? :laugh: :noway:


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That's better than inviting the neighbor over for a sleepover!
    Yeah - plus he always complains about having to "catch".....:grumble: :happy:

    ROFLMBO!!!

    Em...you are so bad.
  • Emdicio
    Emdicio Posts: 270 Member
    Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    A good way to get to sleep when the wife's away? :laugh: :noway:


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That's better than inviting the neighbor over for a sleepover!

    Yeah - plus he always complains about having to "catch".....:grumble: :happy:

    :noway: no.....you.....didn't.....:noway:


    :laugh: :laugh:

    just the once......srlsly! :wink:
  • Juliebean
    Juliebean Posts: 317
    Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    A good way to get to sleep when the wife's away? :laugh: :noway:


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That's better than inviting the neighbor over for a sleepover!

    Yeah - plus he always complains about having to "catch".....:grumble: :happy:

    Bahahaha! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Why's he so picky? Men... :grumble:
  • GoGetterMom
    GoGetterMom Posts: 852 Member
    Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    A good way to get to sleep when the wife's away? :laugh: :noway:


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That's better than inviting the neighbor over for a sleepover!
    Yeah - plus he always complains about having to "catch".....:grumble: :happy:

    ROFLMBO!!!

    Em...you are so bad.
    *eyes wattering* ROFLMBO!!! :drinker:
  • Emdicio
    Emdicio Posts: 270 Member
    How come you can kill a deer and put it up on your wall, but do the same with the neighbors dog and all Hell breaks loose? :grumble:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
  • GoGetterMom
    GoGetterMom Posts: 852 Member
    Mental push-ups
  • Emdicio
    Emdicio Posts: 270 Member
    When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?
  • GoGetterMom
    GoGetterMom Posts: 852 Member
    When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?
    When pigs fly
  • Glammy
    Glammy Posts: 115 Member
    When there's a 50% chance of rain, does it rain on only half the city? Or does it rain half the day? Or does the rain only come half way down? Maybe they're only half rain drops...???
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    What about leaving a glass out in that 50% rain.

    Will it be half full or half empty?
  • mjfer123
    mjfer123 Posts: 1,234 Member
    it would border on the edge of existence
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    it would border on the edge of existence

    Matty, did U mean to post somewhere else?
    :indifferent:
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