I smell like.....

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  • Fab140
    Fab140 Posts: 1,976 Member


    I'd be licking myself if I...

    Great, you just killed BEFORE. :laugh:

    Well....the truth can kill....no one teaches that one in church!:laugh:
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  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member


    I'd be licking myself if I...

    Great, you just killed BEFORE. :laugh:
    Died of a massive blood flow.
  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
    Uh huh, started out innocent and look where it goes.

    Tam, do you want some strawberry lipgloss to go with that? :smokin:
  • tilly6277
    tilly6277 Posts: 202
    I smell like salami. I just got off work and its a deli so guess what I smell like. :laugh:

    I used to work at Pizza Hut so I smelled like pizza all the time but that was not necessarly a good thing.:devil:
  • Fab140
    Fab140 Posts: 1,976 Member
    Uh huh, started out innocent and look where it goes.

    Tam, do you want some strawberry lipgloss to go with that? :smokin:

    :explode: <<<<<BEFORE exploding
  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
    Uh huh, started out innocent and look where it goes.

    Tam, do you want some strawberry lipgloss to go with that? :smokin:

    :explode: <<<<<BEFORE exploding

    Yes, it has been a two day affair now...poor guy...we can't be held accountable though, girls will be girls...do I hear Ali's song playing???
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Uh huh, started out innocent and look where it goes.

    Tam, do you want some strawberry lipgloss to go with that? :smokin:

    :explode: <<<<<BEFORE exploding

    Yes, it has been a two day affair now...poor guy...we can't be held accountable though, girls will be girls...do I hear Ali's song playing???

    Gonna be hearing "Taps" playing before too long. :laugh:
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  • Fab140
    Fab140 Posts: 1,976 Member
    Uh huh, started out innocent and look where it goes.

    Tam, do you want some strawberry lipgloss to go with that? :smokin:

    :explode: <<<<<BEFORE exploding

    Yes, it has been a two day affair now...poor guy...we can't be held accountable though, girls will be girls...do I hear Ali's song playing???

    :laugh: :laugh: Is it "I Touch Myself" ? I hadn't heard that song in forever when one day last summer I was sitting next to about 20 construction workers and...well....when a girl loves a song, she loves a song! no matter what company she's in. :wink:
  • Fab140
    Fab140 Posts: 1,976 Member
    Bacon! I got to get the wife some Bacon scented perfume, or body wash would be even better! :love:

    I'd be licking myself if I had bacon scented anything....oooo....biscuits and gravy!!!

    Gymnast, eh?

    Flexibilty is next godliness!
  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
    Bacon! I got to get the wife some Bacon scented perfume, or body wash would be even better! :love:

    I'd be licking myself if I had bacon scented anything....oooo....biscuits and gravy!!!

    Gymnast, eh?

    Flexibilty is next godliness!

    Not just for gymnistis...yoga baby!
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
    Bacon! I got to get the wife some Bacon scented perfume, or body wash would be even better! :love:

    I'd be licking myself if I had bacon scented anything....oooo....biscuits and gravy!!!

    Gymnast, eh?

    Flexibilty is next godliness!

    so is being double jointed. :blushing:
  • Fab140
    Fab140 Posts: 1,976 Member
    Bacon! I got to get the wife some Bacon scented perfume, or body wash would be even better! :love:

    I'd be licking myself if I had bacon scented anything....oooo....biscuits and gravy!!!

    Gymnast, eh?

    Flexibilty is next godliness!

    so is being double jointed. :blushing:

    Ah, yes. My thumbs are. Makes it easier to get out of those cuffs :wink:
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
    Bacon! I got to get the wife some Bacon scented perfume, or body wash would be even better! :love:

    I'd be licking myself if I had bacon scented anything....oooo....biscuits and gravy!!!

    Gymnast, eh?

    Flexibilty is next godliness!

    so is being double jointed. :blushing:

    Ah, yes. My thumbs are. Makes it easier to get out of those cuffs :wink:

    lmao!!
    I have double jointed thumbs and knees. Sounds kind of gross and not sexy at all now that I'm typing this post....
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    lmao!!
    I have double jointed thumbs and knees. Sounds kind of gross and not sexy at all now that I'm typing this post....

    Go on Mir.....:love:
  • tilly6277
    tilly6277 Posts: 202
    Bacon! I got to get the wife some Bacon scented perfume, or body wash would be even better! :love:

    I'd be licking myself if I had bacon scented anything....oooo....biscuits and gravy!!!

    Gymnast, eh?

    Flexibilty is next godliness!

    so is being double jointed. :blushing:

    Ah, yes. My thumbs are. Makes it easier to get out of those cuffs :wink:

    My thumbs are double jointed too! You'll have to show me that cuffs trick!
  • Fab140
    Fab140 Posts: 1,976 Member
    Bacon! I got to get the wife some Bacon scented perfume, or body wash would be even better! :love:

    I'd be licking myself if I had bacon scented anything....oooo....biscuits and gravy!!!

    Gymnast, eh?

    Flexibilty is next godliness!

    so is being double jointed. :blushing:

    Ah, yes. My thumbs are. Makes it easier to get out of those cuffs :wink:

    lmao!!
    I have double jointed thumbs and knees. Sounds kind of gross and not sexy at all now that I'm typing this post....

    So sexy! Do you have a "murder's thumb"? Where it curves back at the top joint? My thumbs are double jointed at the knuckle. :bigsmile:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Wow....I go out for awhile and this thread has turned into requests for me to make out again...

    Sigh..well.......if I must..........I must!! *spreading on the lipgloss*

    PUCKER UP!! :smooched: :smooched:
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    Bacon! I got to get the wife some Bacon scented perfume, or body wash would be even better! :love:

    I'd be licking myself if I had bacon scented anything....oooo....biscuits and gravy!!!

    Gymnast, eh?

    Flexibilty is next godliness!

    so is being double jointed. :blushing:

    Ah, yes. My thumbs are. Makes it easier to get out of those cuffs :wink:

    lmao!!
    I have double jointed thumbs and knees. Sounds kind of gross and not sexy at all now that I'm typing this post....
    at this point even that is sexy.:sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:
  • ali106
    ali106 Posts: 3,754 Member
    Wow....I go out for awhile and this thread has turned into requests for me to make out again...

    Sigh..well.......if I must..........I must!! *spreading on the lipgloss*

    PUCKER UP!! :smooched: :smooched:

    strawberry lipgloss please!!!:bigsmile:
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
    Bacon! I got to get the wife some Bacon scented perfume, or body wash would be even better! :love:

    I'd be licking myself if I had bacon scented anything....oooo....biscuits and gravy!!!

    Gymnast, eh?

    Flexibilty is next godliness!

    so is being double jointed. :blushing:

    Ah, yes. My thumbs are. Makes it easier to get out of those cuffs :wink:

    lmao!!
    I have double jointed thumbs and knees. Sounds kind of gross and not sexy at all now that I'm typing this post....

    So sexy! Do you have a "murder's thumb"? Where it curves back at the top joint? My thumbs are double jointed at the knuckle. :bigsmile:

    Yes, they do curve back at the top joint, is that good?
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Wow....I go out for awhile and this thread has turned into requests for me to make out again...

    Sigh..well.......if I must..........I must!! *spreading on the lipgloss*

    PUCKER UP!! :smooched: :smooched:

    strawberry lipgloss please!!!:bigsmile:
    mmmmm....are you ready for it Ali???? :wink: :laugh:
  • ali106
    ali106 Posts: 3,754 Member
    Wow....I go out for awhile and this thread has turned into requests for me to make out again...

    Sigh..well.......if I must..........I must!! *spreading on the lipgloss*

    PUCKER UP!! :smooched: :smooched:

    strawberry lipgloss please!!!:bigsmile:
    mmmmm....are you ready for it Ali???? :wink: :laugh:

    YOU KNOW IT GIRL...{cues our song} .....wait we should check to see if Before is still breathing....:bigsmile: :laugh:
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    I'm bustin this one out for the second day in a row.:angry::laugh:

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  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Bow chicka bow bowwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! (is that our song?? :laugh: )
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member


    YOU KNOW IT GIRL...{cues our song} .....wait we should check to see if Before is still breathing....:bigsmile: :laugh:

    Well...okay.....I'll go check.....:bigsmile:
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    Wow....I go out for awhile and this thread has turned into requests for me to make out again...

    Sigh..well.......if I must..........I must!! *spreading on the lipgloss*

    PUCKER UP!! :smooched: :smooched:

    strawberry lipgloss please!!!:bigsmile:
    mmmmm....are you ready for it Ali???? :wink: :laugh:


    YOU KNOW IT GIRL...{cues our song} .....wait we should check to see if Before is still breathing....:bigsmile: :laugh:
    Heavily :smokin:
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member


    YOU KNOW IT GIRL...{cues our song} .....wait we should check to see if Before is still breathing....:bigsmile: :laugh:

    Well...okay.....I'll go check.....:bigsmile:
    Shannon wont be back for 30 minutes.
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member


    YOU KNOW IT GIRL...{cues our song} .....wait we should check to see if Before is still breathing....:bigsmile: :laugh:

    Well...okay.....I'll go check.....:bigsmile:
    Shannon wont be back for 30 minutes.
    Pfft....she's back already! That was quick!!!! :laugh:
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