The real reason we are fat .... i giggle for ya

At last I know why I've got fat hips!!!.
When taking a shower I often use the rest of the shampoo to lather myself.
Well, yesterday I read what twas written on the bottle -
"For xtra volume and body" What a shock!!!!

No wonder it is so difficult to keep my weight under control.
As from now I will use dish-washing liquid for showering.
It claims,
"Dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove"