Guts VERSUS Balls

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lesliedionne
lesliedionne Posts: 56
in Health and Weight Loss
thought you all could use a laugh...

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about
people having guts or balls, but do you really know
the difference between them? In an effort to keep
you informed, the definitions are noted below:

"guts vs balls..."

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with
the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and
having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are
you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with
the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on
your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and
having the balls to say: 'You're next, fatty!'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the
outcome, since both ultimately result in death

:laugh:

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  • lesliedionne
    lesliedionne Posts: 56
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    thought you all could use a laugh...

    There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about
    people having guts or balls, but do you really know
    the difference between them? In an effort to keep
    you informed, the definitions are noted below:

    "guts vs balls..."

    GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with
    the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and
    having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are
    you flying somewhere?'

    BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with
    the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on
    your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and
    having the balls to say: 'You're next, fatty!'

    I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

    Medically speaking, there is no difference in the
    outcome, since both ultimately result in death

    :laugh:
  • Juliebean
    Juliebean Posts: 317
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    Bahahaha! :laugh: I've read this before but it's funny every time!
  • Anna_Banana
    Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
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    I've heard it before, but forgot about it. It is just way to funny.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
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  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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