Funny question

nikkinikki113
nikkinikki113 Posts: 279 Member
edited September 24 in Fitness and Exercise
Do any of you place a calorie-burning value on "intimate" activities? :blushing:
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  • Lexie71
    Lexie71 Posts: 144 Member
    lol this has been asked many times....the most common answer I've seen is "Yes but I log it as dance".
    I'd just be happy for the "intimacy" forget the calories! ;)
  • gumby101ca
    gumby101ca Posts: 539 Member
    .. i better stay out of this one ...LOL
  • nikkinikki113
    nikkinikki113 Posts: 279 Member
    I didn't realize it was a repeat topic - oops! I just recently joined in the community part of MFP!!

    I always log it as wrestling - as odd as that sounds. LOL
  • Lexie71
    Lexie71 Posts: 144 Member
    LOL welcome....and wrestle away the pounds ;)
  • nikkinikki113
    nikkinikki113 Posts: 279 Member
    .. i better stay out of this one ...LOL

    LOL - we're all adults here :happy:
  • outdoorsmom
    outdoorsmom Posts: 46 Member
    I like wrestling but dancing seems to fit also. I just found another workout I can add. My hubby actually asked me if it counted on here. When I did WW we could them "brownie points". gotta love you some brownie points!!
  • chicks2023
    chicks2023 Posts: 18
    I don't log it. My wife tells me that it has to last longer than 5 minutes to truely count as exercise! She also says it doesn't count if you just lay there!
  • nikkinikki113
    nikkinikki113 Posts: 279 Member
    I like wrestling but dancing seems to fit also. I just found another workout I can add. My hubby actually asked me if it counted on here. When I did WW we could them "brownie points". gotta love you some brownie points!!

    Love that!

    We need to figure out how to add "brownie points" to our excercise lists here!!
  • bedazzledmom
    bedazzledmom Posts: 32
    I don't log it. My wife tells me that it has to last longer than 5 minutes to truely count as exercise! She also says it doesn't count if you just lay there!

    Funny! Thanks for the chuckle! :)
  • Lexie71
    Lexie71 Posts: 144 Member
    I was looking at a calories burned web site last night...don't remember which one I was looking for a calorie count on bellringing....and it had seperate catagories for "foreplay" and "intercourse" calories burned....but how can they even estimate without knowing how much effort you are putting into it and whether or not it is weight bearing exercise etc......
  • drog2323
    drog2323 Posts: 1,343 Member
    I don't log it. My wife tells me that it has to last longer than 5 minutes to truely count as exercise! She also says it doesn't count if you just lay there!


    :laugh:
  • nikkinikki113
    nikkinikki113 Posts: 279 Member
    I don't log it. My wife tells me that it has to last longer than 5 minutes to truely count as exercise! She also says it doesn't count if you just lay there!

    It's funny that you say that - when my hubby and I first talked about logging our "workouts", he said, "well, we're damn sure gonna make it longer than 5 minutes! I don't want to admit that it only lasts that long!" LOL - so, it makes us..."dance" longer. :happy:
  • fit4lifeministries
    fit4lifeministries Posts: 22
    Oh my goodness - that is funny
  • megpiemac12
    megpiemac12 Posts: 76
    I just think of it as extra calories burned and don't log. Unless you have a marathon day! lol. I'll let ya know...plan on using that as my exercise this weekend :)
  • OLP76
    OLP76 Posts: 768 Member
    :yawn: ...As someone said before - for this topic...You don't burn alot of calories durin' sex, unless you're swingin' for a chandler :laugh:
  • lal73
    lal73 Posts: 116
    INTERESTING.............LOL
  • lal73
    lal73 Posts: 116
    INTERESTING.............LOL
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    HRM says 150~
    :blushing:

    I heard....
  • nikkinikki113
    nikkinikki113 Posts: 279 Member
    HRM says 150~
    :blushing:

    I heard....

    for how long? I mean, Did you hear how long?! haha
  • bzmom
    bzmom Posts: 1,332 Member
    What do you think all this "zumba" going around stands for....... (jk)
  • Lula16
    Lula16 Posts: 628 Member
    I don't log it. My wife tells me that it has to last longer than 5 minutes to truely count as exercise! She also says it doesn't count if you just lay there!




    too funny!!!
  • friedlillies
    friedlillies Posts: 19
    lmbo!!
  • chicks2023
    chicks2023 Posts: 18
    I don't log it. My wife tells me that it has to last longer than 5 minutes to truely count as exercise! She also says it doesn't count if you just lay there!

    She also tells me that can't count the foreplay nor the "clean-up" time. So, I do P90X before we "play" then I count all 60 minutes as "sex time". Makes me feel like a rock-star!
  • nikkinikki113
    nikkinikki113 Posts: 279 Member
    I don't log it. My wife tells me that it has to last longer than 5 minutes to truely count as exercise! She also says it doesn't count if you just lay there!

    She also tells me that can't count the foreplay nor the "clean-up" time. So, I do P90X before we "play" then I count all 60 minutes as "sex time". Makes me feel like a rock-star!

    You're cracking me up - I'm in my office actually lol-ing. :laugh:
  • chicks2023
    chicks2023 Posts: 18
    I don't log it. My wife tells me that it has to last longer than 5 minutes to truely count as exercise! She also says it doesn't count if you just lay there!

    She also tells me that can't count the foreplay nor the "clean-up" time. So, I do P90X before we "play" then I count all 60 minutes as "sex time". Makes me feel like a rock-star!

    You're cracking me up - I'm in my office actually lol-ing. :laugh:

    My work here is done! I'm going to go until it hurts tonight (maybe get 5 minutes 38 seconds out of it, rounding up to 6 minutes) I ROCK!
  • Lula16
    Lula16 Posts: 628 Member
    I don't log it. My wife tells me that it has to last longer than 5 minutes to truely count as exercise! She also says it doesn't count if you just lay there!

    She also tells me that can't count the foreplay nor the "clean-up" time. So, I do P90X before we "play" then I count all 60 minutes as "sex time". Makes me feel like a rock-star!


    HILARIOUS!!!
  • bzmom
    bzmom Posts: 1,332 Member
    bwahahahahahaha!!! :laugh:
    I don't log it. My wife tells me that it has to last longer than 5 minutes to truely count as exercise! She also says it doesn't count if you just lay there!

    She also tells me that can't count the foreplay nor the "clean-up" time. So, I do P90X before we "play" then I count all 60 minutes as "sex time". Makes me feel like a rock-star!
  • nikkinikki113
    nikkinikki113 Posts: 279 Member
    I don't log it. My wife tells me that it has to last longer than 5 minutes to truely count as exercise! She also says it doesn't count if you just lay there!

    She also tells me that can't count the foreplay nor the "clean-up" time. So, I do P90X before we "play" then I count all 60 minutes as "sex time". Makes me feel like a rock-star!

    I so wish there was a "like" option on MFP. hahahahahaa

    You're cracking me up - I'm in my office actually lol-ing. :laugh:

    My work here is done! I'm going to go until it hurts tonight (maybe get 5 minutes 38 seconds out of it, rounding up to 6 minutes) I ROCK!
  • dandynick
    dandynick Posts: 25
    I just got my hrm today but I don't think wearing the chest strap would do anything to enhance the moment! Even if the moment lasts as long as 5 minutes 38 seconds!
  • katebcastro
    katebcastro Posts: 46
    I was gonna ask the same question...I feel like we do burn calories during that time..LOL!
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