WOMEN'S *kitten* SIZE STUDY...
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Spartan love it!0
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A man and his wife were working in their garden one day when the man looked over at his wife and said, "Your butt's getting huge. I bet it's bigger than the barbecue."
With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured the grill. Then he went over to where his wife was working and measured her butt.
"I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!"
The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the husband felt a little frisky. He made some advances toward her, but she completely brushed him off.
"What's wrong?" he asked.
She replied, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-*kitten* grill for one little weenie?"
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I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face0 -
Hehehe Clever. It kinda through me off, I had to read that twice before it made sense.0
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Bwahahaha! I needed this! I left mine...and I'm looking for a new one, lol.0
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rotfl:laugh: ...so they've met my husband then1
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rotfl:laugh: ...so they've studied my *kitten* then0
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that's what we really call our wives speaking of *kitten*Nice! I'm sure my warden feels the same way.
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Mine is overweight. So lots of cushion2
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Very cute.....I need to poll my girlfriend. lol0
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Peter_Brady wrote: »
Hahahahaha
He did once...I was supposed to track his calories for him....as his secretary I guess. That didn't last long0 -
EPIC thread bump @sunn_lighter1
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I know someone who's a big *kitten*0
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Is there some noob spam flagging posts that are post padders? Because...
I see the flags are removed...I'm keeping my eyes open though0 -
Peter_Brady wrote: »
Hahahahaha
He did once...I was supposed to track his calories for him....as his secretary I guess. That didn't last long
You couldn't fit it into your busy schedule?0 -
Peter_Brady wrote: »Peter_Brady wrote: »
Hahahahaha
He did once...I was supposed to track his calories for him....as his secretary I guess. That didn't last long
You couldn't fit it into your busy schedule?
oh sweetie...cookies just don't make themselves and do you think one gets as awesome of hair as in this picture by sitting around entering food and playing secretary? Ok ya I got the hair sitting around cause the stylist did it but still I have important things to do1 -
Peter_Brady wrote: »Peter_Brady wrote: »
Hahahahaha
He did once...I was supposed to track his calories for him....as his secretary I guess. That didn't last long
You couldn't fit it into your busy schedule?
oh sweetie...cookies just don't make themselves and do you think one gets as awesome of hair as in this picture by sitting around entering food and playing secretary? Ok ya I got the hair sitting around cause the stylist did it but still I have important things to do
My apologies. I also forgot about your part time job sweeping the ice at the local rink. Can't say I understand why you Canadians don't use the Zamboni for that? Weird, eh0 -
Peter_Brady wrote: »Peter_Brady wrote: »Peter_Brady wrote: »
Hahahahaha
He did once...I was supposed to track his calories for him....as his secretary I guess. That didn't last long
You couldn't fit it into your busy schedule?
oh sweetie...cookies just don't make themselves and do you think one gets as awesome of hair as in this picture by sitting around entering food and playing secretary? Ok ya I got the hair sitting around cause the stylist did it but still I have important things to do
My apologies. I also forgot about your part time job sweeping the ice at the local rink. Can't say I understand why you Canadians don't use the Zamboni for that? Weird, eh
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ever seen a barrel flood? hopefully no one here is knowledgable about rink resurfacing or they'll know I'm an old fart0 -
Peter_Brady wrote: »Peter_Brady wrote: »Peter_Brady wrote: »
Hahahahaha
He did once...I was supposed to track his calories for him....as his secretary I guess. That didn't last long
You couldn't fit it into your busy schedule?
oh sweetie...cookies just don't make themselves and do you think one gets as awesome of hair as in this picture by sitting around entering food and playing secretary? Ok ya I got the hair sitting around cause the stylist did it but still I have important things to do
My apologies. I also forgot about your part time job sweeping the ice at the local rink. Can't say I understand why you Canadians don't use the Zamboni for that? Weird, eh
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ever seen a barrel flood? hopefully no one here is knowledgable about rink resurfacing or they'll know I'm an old fart
I googled it. Is this what you use? Did you "borrow" your sons wagon to make it?
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the ones we use are way bigger0
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AsaThorsWoman wrote: »There is a new study about women and how they feel about their *kitten*... the results were pretty interesting: 30% of women think their *kitten* is too fat. 10% of women think their *kitten* is too skinny. The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man and they wouldn't trade him for the world...
I don't believe that 60% figure. .0 -
Cameron_1969 wrote: »AsaThorsWoman wrote: »There is a new study about women and how they feel about their *kitten*... the results were pretty interesting: 30% of women think their *kitten* is too fat. 10% of women think their *kitten* is too skinny. The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man and they wouldn't trade him for the world...
I don't believe that 60% figure. .
Are you saying women lie???1 -
Cameron_1969 wrote: »AsaThorsWoman wrote: »There is a new study about women and how they feel about their *kitten*... the results were pretty interesting: 30% of women think their *kitten* is too fat. 10% of women think their *kitten* is too skinny. The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man and they wouldn't trade him for the world...
I don't believe that 60% figure. .
Are you saying women lie???
Uhm. . no. .women DON'T lie, which is why that figure can't be right.1 -
Cameron_1969 wrote: »Cameron_1969 wrote: »AsaThorsWoman wrote: »There is a new study about women and how they feel about their *kitten*... the results were pretty interesting: 30% of women think their *kitten* is too fat. 10% of women think their *kitten* is too skinny. The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man and they wouldn't trade him for the world...
I don't believe that 60% figure. .
Are you saying women lie???
Uhm. . no. .women DON'T lie, which is why that figure can't be right.
nice one...your logic made my head hurt a bit though0 -
Cameron_1969 wrote: »Cameron_1969 wrote: »AsaThorsWoman wrote: »There is a new study about women and how they feel about their *kitten*... the results were pretty interesting: 30% of women think their *kitten* is too fat. 10% of women think their *kitten* is too skinny. The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man and they wouldn't trade him for the world...
I don't believe that 60% figure. .
Are you saying women lie???
Uhm. . no. .women DON'T lie, which is why that figure can't be right.
nice one...your logic made my head hurt a bit though
I think the wine may have helped0
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