Happy International Woman's Day

So my work unit is all woman, and we have made a bit of a joke about International Woman's Day. Regardless, our boss was nice enough to bring in some chocolates for us, and when I unwrapped mine, I found a very not-politically correct, but nevertheless timely message inside:

"Every woman has her seducer; her happiness lies in meeting him"

**** maybe I shouldn't have shut the door in the face of the cable guy last night!