hehehehehehe.......

This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were
little:


Once upon a time



in a land far away,


a beautiful, independent,


self-assured princess


happened upon a frog as she sat


contemplating ecological issues


on the shores of an unpolluted pond



in a verdant meadow near her castle.



The frog hopped into the princess' lap



and said: " Elegant Lady,



I was once a handsome prince,



until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.



One kiss from you, however,


and I will turn back



into the dapper, young prince that I am


and then, my sweet, we can marry


and set up housekeeping in your castle



with my mother,



where you can prepare my meals,



clean my clothes, bear my children,


and forever feel


grateful and happy doing so. "




That night,




as the princess dined sumptuously



on lightly sautéed frog legs




seasoned in a white wine




and onion cream sauce,




she chuckled and thought to herself:





I don't f#ckin think so.


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