Terrible But Sooky Joke

PrincessLaundry
PrincessLaundry Posts: 2,758 Member
edited September 19 in Health and Weight Loss
A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears:

BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.

FASTER...
FASTER...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP....

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.

Clappity-BUMP...
Clappity-BUMP...
Clappity-BUMP...

on his heels, as the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding... His head is reeling... His breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. The casket is now bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...and...

The coffin stops.

:*/

#$0*%!
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  • PrincessLaundry
    PrincessLaundry Posts: 2,758 Member
    A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears:

    BUMP...
    BUMP...
    BUMP...

    Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

    BUMP...
    BUMP...
    BUMP...

    Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.

    FASTER...
    FASTER...
    BUMP...
    BUMP...
    BUMP....

    He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.

    Clappity-BUMP...
    Clappity-BUMP...
    Clappity-BUMP...

    on his heels, as the terrified man runs.

    Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding... His head is reeling... His breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

    With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. The casket is now bumping and clapping toward him.

    The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...and...

    The coffin stops.

    :*/

    #$0*%!
  • Losing_It
    Losing_It Posts: 3,271 Member
    :laugh: I love it!!!!!!!
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
    My dear princess. You have made my morning a bright ray of sunshine!!

    :flowerforyou:

    :laugh: :laugh:
  • Fit2btied
    Fit2btied Posts: 486
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Thanks!
  • shorerider
    shorerider Posts: 3,817 Member
    {groan}....I know you intended to say "terrible but spooky joke" in your post title but I think the way you ended up spelling it is better--"terrible but sooky (sucky) joke"! [img]http://ganjataz.com/01smileys/images/smileys/Mad Jester.gif[/img]
  • PrincessLaundry
    PrincessLaundry Posts: 2,758 Member
    {groan}....I know you intended to say "terrible but spooky joke" in your post title but I think the way you ended up spelling it is better--"terrible but sooky (sucky) joke"! Mad%20Jester.gif

    LOL I never even saw that!!! BAHHHHH!!!! Sooky...maybe I meant soaky??? LOL Makes it even funnier...Sooky. BAHHH!!!
  • Jackie_W
    Jackie_W Posts: 1,676 Member
    Ha Ha Ha :laugh:
    Cheers PrincessLaundry, you made my day :bigsmile: :laugh:
  • shorerider
    shorerider Posts: 3,817 Member
    Ok, so in honor of your "terrible but sooky {sucky} joke post, here's another!

    * What happens when two snails fight?



    * They slug it out.


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • battykatty2002
    battykatty2002 Posts: 32
    terrible but i found it amusing, thanks for that
  • PrincessLaundry
    PrincessLaundry Posts: 2,758 Member
    Ok, so in honor of your "terrible but sooky {sucky} joke post, here's another!

    * What happens when two snails fight?



    * They slug it out.


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Oh!!! Now THAT one is sooky! LOL Mine was suppose to be "spooky." LOL
  • shorerider
    shorerider Posts: 3,817 Member
    Oh, you wanted spooky and sooky (suckey)..ok. here's some of those!

    What did the baby ghost eat for dinner ? A boo-loney sandwich !


    Why are graveyards so noisy ? Because of all the coffin !

    What do witches eat at Halloween ? Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !


    A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet on his head.
    "Are you a ghost ?" asked his friends
    "No, I'm an unmade bed !"

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  • Losing_It
    Losing_It Posts: 3,271 Member


    What do witches eat at Halloween ? Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !


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    I'll take a slice of devil's food cake and 2 pieces of booberry pie, please & thank you!:bigsmile:
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
    I thought you meant

    "sooky sooky sooky sooky sooky sooky SUE."
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
    Ok
    So what does a baby ghost call his parents???


    Mummy and Dead

    ba dum bum....

    :glasses:
  • Anna_Banana
    Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
    Oh that was terrible. But it made me smile:bigsmile:
  • Ezzie
    Ezzie Posts: 665 Member
    You truly are a........


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    Go PRINCESS Laundry!!!!
  • OomarianneoO
    OomarianneoO Posts: 689 Member
    Ohmigosh, these are terrible. Just terrible. And now I have to share them with everyone at work. :tongue:
  • PrincessLaundry
    PrincessLaundry Posts: 2,758 Member
    You truly are a........


    41eab0bc-8df6-4c91-a5d9-e4b5bb089546.jpg

    Go PRINCESS Laundry!!!!

    LOL Love it! LOL Thanks! LOL :bigsmile:
  • jamerz3294
    jamerz3294 Posts: 1,824 Member
    OKAAAAAY... you asked for it, first PL tossed it out, then SR stepped up with some really goul, er I mean cool jokes... so muyhahahaha.... you have been warned...

    Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
    To improve his bite...

    What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
    Frostbite...

    Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
    Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...

    How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
    With scare spray...

    What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
    A fur coat that fangs around your neck...

    Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
    No, they eat the fingers separately...

    Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
    Because they don't have any body to go out with...

    What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
    Booberries...

    What is a vampire's favorite sport?
    Casketball...

    What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
    Fangsgiving...

    What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?
    Shrinkenstein...

    What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
    "Do you believe in people?"

    What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
    A cereal killer...

    Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
    They're so wrapped up in themselves...

    What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
    Dead ends...

    What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
    Fasten your sheet belts...

    What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?
    A blood vessel...

    What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation?
    A scareplane...

    What type of dog do vampire's like the best?
    Bloodhounds...

    What is a ghoul's favorite flavor?
    Lemon-slime...

    What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
    A stake sandwich...

    What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
    A trombone...

    What do birds give out on Halloween night?
    Tweets...

    Why do vampires need mouthwash?
    They have bat breath...

    What's a vampire's favorite fast food?
    A guy with very high blood pressure...

    Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
    He heard it had great circulation...
  • FitJoani
    FitJoani Posts: 2,173 Member
    hahahah at first I didnt get it!!!! that was cheesy but CUTE!!!!
  • johnsscarlett
    johnsscarlett Posts: 109 Member
    These are great! :laugh: I needed a little cheering up. Thanks guys!:flowerforyou:
  • lina1131
    lina1131 Posts: 2,246 Member
    Beotch, where have you been all my life. :laugh: :laugh:
  • jamerz3294
    jamerz3294 Posts: 1,824 Member
    Beotch, where have you been all my life. :laugh: :laugh:

    right here darling! :flowerforyou: :drinker:
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    That's so corny and soooo funny!! Thanks for sharing it. Love it. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • PrincessLaundry
    PrincessLaundry Posts: 2,758 Member
    Bump! Bump! Bump!

    LOL
  • obliged
    obliged Posts: 465
    ok maybe its just me... and if it is i'm putting it down to the fact we dont have halloween in australia... but i dont get it... at all:noway:
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
    ok maybe its just me... and if it is i'm putting it down to the fact we dont have halloween in australia... but i dont get it... at all:noway:

    ahh haaa haahahahahahahahahah
    :cry: :cry: :laugh: :laugh:
  • shorerider
    shorerider Posts: 3,817 Member
    ok maybe its just me... and if it is i'm putting it down to the fact we dont have halloween in australia... but i dont get it... at all:noway:

    No Halloween? Wow. :ohwell: I'm sorry.

    I'm not big on it but for the last two years, we've had a Trunk-and-Treat at church that's fun. We bring our cars, all decorated and stuff, and set up around the church. That way, it's a safe place for the community kids to come. This year, we're going to get a cotton candy machine, too! And, maybe (if the money is there) one of those big jumping castle thingies! And we're going to have hot dogs, hamburgers, sodas, etc. with games, too with little prizes AND a Pinata! Now, that's fun! I can't wait--we started getting it all together today. I'm so excited! excited.gifexcited.gif
  • pettmybunny
    pettmybunny Posts: 1,986 Member
    We live in a college town, and the I've always taken the kids trick or treating through the dorms. It's warm (we have had some very cold and snowy Halloweens), it's safe, the college kids love it, and our kids love it too!

    Off topic, sort of, but how old is too old to trick or treat? My 15 year old is still wanting to go... He's 6 feet tall now, but still loves the free candy. lol
    -Robin
  • OomarianneoO
    OomarianneoO Posts: 689 Member
    No Halloween? Wow. :ohwell: I'm sorry.

    I'm not big on it but for the last two years, we've had a Trunk-and-Treat at church that's fun. We bring our cars, all decorated and stuff, and set up around the church. That way, it's a safe place for the community kids to come. This year, we're going to get a cotton candy machine, too! And, maybe (if the money is there) one of those big jumping castle thingies! And we're going to have hot dogs, hamburgers, sodas, etc. with games, too with little prizes AND a Pinata! Now, that's fun! I can't wait--we started getting it all together today. I'm so excited! excited.gifexcited.gif

    I want to come to your house for Halloween! :happy:
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