What else has zero calories?
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You guys all kill me..thought this was for really. Well if you dont get any cals by standing while you eat..most of my cals wouldnt count lol I do however argue with my nephew over foods that have negative cals. Meaning it takes more cals to digest them then they have..asked my dietician and she told me not to worry about it b/c I need the ones with cals and she wouldnt answer that lol
I think ok you people are going to think I have totally lost it but...if you use lotion on your body and it has oils in it..I believe that you absorb them...the reason I think this is because of all the medicines that we put on the skin that get absorbed that way...yes I have dry skin lol0 -
This thread is so funny!! lol I didn't know the broken cookie one.........I may have deliberate butter fingers in the near future!! lol0
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I love this! All of them were great! Much needed laugh!0
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if you eat a chocolate bar with a diet soda I'm told they cancel each other out...0
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hahah.. i love the one about whatever you eat while drunk.. but for real purposes- i do have one answer- kosher dill pickles.0
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Licking the bowl after pouring the brownie mix in pan. Yum and zero calorie!0
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Licking the beaters and the bowl...they weren't baked, they don't count!0
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Licking the bowl after pouring the brownie mix in pan. Yum and zero calorie!
lol Love that we were thinking the same thing at the same time!0 -
I am going to put all this in my "zero calore" column! LOL love it, made me giggle that is for sure:)0
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The last of the milk when you cant fit it in the glass but its too little to put back in the fridge so you just chug it down (I dunno if anyone else does this or its just me) lol0
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food has zero calories when eaten in the dark. Calories need light to thrive0
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Chocolate eaten with celery since celery is negative calories and the chocolate walks into your stomach with it it's considered negative calorie also.
Much akin to an non-attractive guy showing up to a nightclub with a exceedingly attractive woman and being allowed in due to the company he keeps.0 -
If someone else orders dessert eating half doesn't count....
My sister used to eat about half my dessert and then half my moms, lol but since she didn't order them she had no calories, even though she was the only one that ate a whole dessert0 -
if you eat a chocolate bar with a diet soda I'm told they cancel each other out...
The above is most definitely true!
Also if you have a burger with a diet soda.0 -
1) Anything eatten on your birhday, anniversay, Christmas or your kids birthday.
2) Those 5 french fries you ate out of the fast food bag driving home.
3) ANYTHING without a nutriion lable and isn't listed on MFP0 -
:laugh: Totally did this today with chocolate chip cookie dough....not baked....doesn't count0
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Anything you eat whilst drunk - you cannot remember the calories, therefore they MUST be free!!!0
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BerryH- I like the way you think. So, if I skip the olive in my martini it'll be calorie free?
I am going to go with any portions of restaurant food you bring home and reheat. It doesn't taste as good, so why should the calories count?
My sweetie seems to believe that anything eaten while moving doesn't count. That giant waffle cone filled with three scoops of chocolaty, caramely, nutty fat bombs? Doesn't count if you eat it on a leisurely stroll by the beach.0 -
Much akin to an non-attractive guy showing up to a nightclub with a exceedingly attractive woman and being allowed in due to the company he keeps.
OMG i almost DIED when i read this!!! AWESOME!!!0 -
If you buy a Mars Bar and give away half, then the calories you didn't eat cancel out the calories you do eat.
Result (we're all good at maths, right?) = 0 calories.
I suspect this would also apply to other chocolate bars0
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