What else has zero calories?

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  • cng1117
    cng1117 Posts: 225 Member
    food has zero calories when eaten in the dark. Calories need light to thrive ;)
  • stevo1078
    stevo1078 Posts: 26
    Chocolate eaten with celery since celery is negative calories and the chocolate walks into your stomach with it it's considered negative calorie also.

    Much akin to an non-attractive guy showing up to a nightclub with a exceedingly attractive woman and being allowed in due to the company he keeps.
  • tmdugger
    tmdugger Posts: 132 Member
    If someone else orders dessert eating half doesn't count....

    My sister used to eat about half my dessert and then half my moms, lol but since she didn't order them she had no calories, even though she was the only one that ate a whole dessert
  • HeidiM78
    HeidiM78 Posts: 58
    if you eat a chocolate bar with a diet soda I'm told they cancel each other out...

    The above is most definitely true!
    Also if you have a burger with a diet soda.
  • florange323
    florange323 Posts: 50 Member
    1) Anything eatten on your birhday, anniversay, Christmas or your kids birthday.
    2) Those 5 french fries you ate out of the fast food bag driving home.
    3) ANYTHING without a nutriion lable and isn't listed on MFP
  • nkswans
    nkswans Posts: 469 Member
    :laugh: Totally did this today with chocolate chip cookie dough....not baked....doesn't count
  • chattygirl2
    chattygirl2 Posts: 103
    Anything you eat whilst drunk - you cannot remember the calories, therefore they MUST be free!!!
  • PirateJenny
    PirateJenny Posts: 233
    BerryH- I like the way you think. So, if I skip the olive in my martini it'll be calorie free?

    I am going to go with any portions of restaurant food you bring home and reheat. It doesn't taste as good, so why should the calories count?

    My sweetie seems to believe that anything eaten while moving doesn't count. That giant waffle cone filled with three scoops of chocolaty, caramely, nutty fat bombs? Doesn't count if you eat it on a leisurely stroll by the beach.
  • punkrawkcutie
    punkrawkcutie Posts: 439 Member
    Much akin to an non-attractive guy showing up to a nightclub with a exceedingly attractive woman and being allowed in due to the company he keeps.

    OMG i almost DIED when i read this!!! AWESOME!!!
  • Pebble321
    Pebble321 Posts: 6,423 Member
    If you buy a Mars Bar and give away half, then the calories you didn't eat cancel out the calories you do eat.
    Result (we're all good at maths, right?) = 0 calories.
    I suspect this would also apply to other chocolate bars :)
  • suzycreamcheese
    suzycreamcheese Posts: 1,766 Member
    leftovers from the kids plates
  • Stacebob85
    Stacebob85 Posts: 95
    Anything that comes with the word "birthday" in front of it: birthday cake, birthday drinks, birthday meal... :P
  • skinimin
    skinimin Posts: 252 Member
    Anything I didn't pay for, like the multiple muffins I had today.

    Also condiments, the portions are too small to contain calories (think peanut butter).
  • skinimin
    skinimin Posts: 252 Member
    Oh my gosh I totally forgot, any chocolate you eat on easter has no calories!
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