Secretly get revenge on your spouse?

Dreamerlove
Dreamerlove Posts: 441 Member
edited September 25 in Chit-Chat
Hey y'all!

So awhile back my husband did something to annoy me while I was brushing my teeth and I had evil thought that if he ever really made me mad, I could use his toothbrush to clean something gross! I didn't do it! But it was an evil thought, hehe :devil: So I thought it would be funny to hear if anyone has secretly done something do get self revenge without their spouse knowing! Just let me say I ADORE my husband and he is my hero, but I am human and have thought about it ,lol. So lets hear your stories, I know they are out there!
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  • mikeylikesit1177
    mikeylikesit1177 Posts: 79
    lol you should totally get a ice ice ice cold bowl of water and throw it at him while he is on the toilet. totally defensless
  • jamie1888
    jamie1888 Posts: 1,704 Member
    My hubby is super fit with an amazing body... I bake sugar free, high protein cookies for him as treats. Sometimes I'm so darn jealous of his body and high metabolism that I want to bake with full sugar and full fat and let him think he's eating sugar free! he he he I wouldn't do it. But, I think it! Especially when he decided to get nice 6-pack abs when I was 9 months prego!! :devil:
  • randi50
    randi50 Posts: 112
    No, a glass of ICE cold water and you dump it over them while they are in the nice hot shower...too funny! lol
  • ej_xo
    ej_xo Posts: 75
    HEHE! Love this!

    Last Christmas my dad was stuffing our stockings as I came home earlier than he had expected...SO I KINDA SAW A LITTLE BIT OF WHAT HE WAS DOING!

    One of the things that struck my attention was a big tub of CHOCOLATE chip cookies with a red bow and a big tub of RAISIN OATMEAL cookies with a green bow on it.

    Now, let me just ask everyone this...WHO DOESN'T LOVE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES OVER RAISIN-OATMEAL COOKIES?!?!
    I mean, I love raisin oatmeal...but CHOCOLATE...hello!


    Anyways, on Christmas morning, I woke up first and went downstairs to see the full stockings and the presents under the tree...as I was sitting, scanning the gifts while waiting for the others to wake up, I noticed that GREEN RIBBON in my stocking and the RED RIBBON in my sisters.

    I think you're all smart enough to put 2 and 2 together! HEHE! No one was awake, they look the same from a distance (so my dad never even noticed the switch)...and I got to enjoy that whole tub of chewy chunky chocolate chip cookies! YUM YUM YUM!

    P.S. My dad is Santa, don't worry...he EXISTS ; -)
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
    my husband and i went through our seventh year of marriage a few years ago and fought like cats and dogs the entire year for the stupidest reasons, some were not so stupid, we just didn't get along at all. I would never do these things either but have a really vivid imagination and tend to expound on things when i am uspet. I had actually considered feeding him exlax brownies before a business meeting. My imagination was enough for me though and I am too fearful of really hurting someone with a stupid act of "revenge". i turned to God instead. We get a long great now.:laugh:

    sometimes you just gotta vent and pray!!!!
  • Dreamerlove
    Dreamerlove Posts: 441 Member
    lol you should totally get a ice ice ice cold bowl of water and throw it at him while he is on the toilet. totally defensless

    This SOOO made me laugh!!! I like the defenseless part!!
  • TiniTurtle
    TiniTurtle Posts: 595 Member
    lol if you did that to him, it'd also be revenge back on yourself, because he will at some point be kissing you :oP it's a pretty gross/funny idea though better played out on someone you wouldn't be kissing baha maybe if he was a soon to be x husband? bahahaha
  • Dreamerlove
    Dreamerlove Posts: 441 Member
    My hubby is super fit with an amazing body... I bake sugar free, high protein cookies for him as treats. Sometimes I'm so darn jealous of his body and high metabolism that I want to bake with full sugar and full fat and let him think he's eating sugar free! he he he I wouldn't do it. But, I think it! Especially when he decided to get nice 6-pack abs when I was 9 months prego!! :devil:


    I love it!!! I would think the SAME thing!!!! My husband has a VERY high metabolism too..for Bfast I had 2% milk with kashi cereal for like the 1897487 time in a row...he makes Cinnamon rolls!! lol
  • amymeenieminymo
    amymeenieminymo Posts: 2,394 Member
    Ok so no one has actually said what they HAVE done to their spouse, just what they would like to do. So I'll be brave and be the first one. When my husband and I were first dating (like about 6 months in and we were basically living together, so it was pretty serious) I made chicken wraps for dinner one night.

    Now let me preface this with saying, he loves to wrestle with and annoy the cat. He loves the cat and he'll be lovey dovey with him, but he also likes to treat him how you might roughhouse with a dog....dogs tend to like it, cats...not so much. He must have also done something to piss me off that day, because after dinner I went in to kitchen to clean up and make sandwiches for us both for the next day out of the leftover chicken. I walk in and find my cat up on the counter, helping himself to some of the chicken. I started to think, crap, so much for the chicken, it's gotta be thrown out, but then I thought why be wasteful so I still made a sandwich for my husband, lol.

    To be fair, it wasn't a breast of chicken the cat was gnawing on....it was little cut up chunks, so what I fed my husband probably wasn't even touched by the cat, but still I couldn't eat it after seeing that, but what he doesn't know can't hurt him. To this day he doesn't know he shared his lunch with the cat, and sometimes when he makes me mad I just smile to myself :laugh:
  • corpus_validum
    corpus_validum Posts: 292 Member
    I love it!!! I would think the SAME thing!!!! My husband has a VERY high metabolism too..for Bfast I had 2% milk with kashi cereal for like the 1897487 time in a row...he makes Cinnamon rolls!! lol

    If u really want to get back at your husband, eat the Kashi GoLean Crunch cereal 2-3 hrs before bedtime:bigsmile:
    http://www.pleasegodno.com/archives/20-1-cup-Kashi-GoLEAN-Crunch-+-12-cup-milk-Endless-stomach-churning-gas..html
  • amymeenieminymo
    amymeenieminymo Posts: 2,394 Member
    Hey y'all!

    So awhile back my husband did something to annoy me while I was brushing my teeth and I had evil thought that if he ever really made me mad, I could use his toothbrush to clean something gross! I didn't do it! But it was an evil thought, hehe :devil: So I thought it would be funny to hear if anyone has secretly done something do get self revenge without their spouse knowing! Just let me say I ADORE my husband and he is my hero, but I am human and have thought about it ,lol. So lets hear your stories, I know they are out there!

    When an ex broke up with me, he left the toothbrush I had for him at my apartment so I did clean the bathroom with it. Of course it didn't hurt him since he never came back to use it, but it made me feel better. I also cleaned the bathroom with a shirt that another ex left behind....we kept on touch for several years and he actually did ask about the shirt, but I just said hmm, I don't know what happened to it. He was like oh bummer, I liked that shirt, lol.
  • bmreed0920
    bmreed0920 Posts: 139 Member
    When my husband makes me mad I flush the toilet in the master bath room while he is taken a shower. Works every time.
  • MamaReebs
    MamaReebs Posts: 240 Member
    No, a glass of ICE cold water and you dump it over them while they are in the nice hot shower...too funny! lol

    I have done this numerous times! My mom used to do it to me when I was a kid.
  • mikeylikesit1177
    mikeylikesit1177 Posts: 79
    you got to let us know what you did.
  • Dreamerlove
    Dreamerlove Posts: 441 Member
    Bahaha!!! My husband treats our cat the SAME way!!! Everytime I come home, the cat meets me at the door and meows to me a million times..I like to think Bentley (the cat) is telling me about his day. When my husband comes home Bentley doesn't meet him at the door meowing, so my husband will hold the cat till he meows at him...MEN!!! He doesn't hurt him, just holds him.

    Oh, I have fed my husband something the DOG or cat has ate off of too, bhahaha
  • Dreamerlove
    Dreamerlove Posts: 441 Member
    One time my friend, bought one of those loud air horns, and just when her husband fell asleep BEEEEPPPPPPPP,..I gotta try that one!
  • sarahs440
    sarahs440 Posts: 405
    One night I came home from a nightout with my friends. I was a little tipsy...My husband was alseep but I felt like talking. Something came over me and I dumped a bottle of water on his head....he was SO mad!! hahaha I cant believe i just admitted that. lol
  • mikeyrp
    mikeyrp Posts: 1,616 Member
    I hope my wife doesn't read this thread (She is on MFP but doesn't often use the forums).... Womens minds are SCARY!
  • dlaplume2
    dlaplume2 Posts: 1,658 Member
    I texted my husband in a meeting saying "Guess who's pregnant :wink:"

    It was a friend of ours, but we have 5 kids and were just the night before joking about me being pregnant. He had to sit through the meeting.
  • bmreed0920
    bmreed0920 Posts: 139 Member
    Ok so no one has actually said what they HAVE done to their spouse, just what they would like to do. So I'll be brave and be the first one. When my husband and I were first dating (like about 6 months in and we were basically living together, so it was pretty serious) I made chicken wraps for dinner one night.

    Now let me preface this with saying, he loves to wrestle with and annoy the cat. He loves the cat and he'll be lovey dovey with him, but he also likes to treat him how you might roughhouse with a dog....dogs tend to like it, cats...not so much. He must have also done something to piss me off that day, because after dinner I went in to kitchen to clean up and make sandwiches for us both for the next day out of the leftover chicken. I walk in and find my cat up on the counter, helping himself to some of the chicken. I started to think, crap, so much for the chicken, it's gotta be thrown out, but then I thought why be wasteful so I still made a sandwich for my husband, lol.

    To be fair, it wasn't a breast of chicken the cat was gnawing on....it was little cut up chunks, so what I fed my husband probably wasn't even touched by the cat, but still I couldn't eat it after seeing that, but what he doesn't know can't hurt him. To this day he doesn't know he shared his lunch with the cat, and sometimes when he makes me mad I just smile to myself :laugh:

    My husband does the same thing to our cat. But she loves it. Hes done that since she was a kitten. Its super cute.

    So I havent feed my husband cat chicken yet, but I do keep two jars of peanut butter in the house. One for the dog and one for us. Well he can never remember which one is which and most of the time uses the dogs peanut butter. I scoop it out and put it in her Kong and rescoop to get more. Sometimes she just gets a spoonfull then another spoonsfull. So gross. But he still eats it.
  • manymuses
    manymuses Posts: 162 Member
    Nah...karma takes care of all of that.
  • Newmammaluv
    Newmammaluv Posts: 379 Member
    I'm far more subtle in my evilness... if I see stuff that isn't put away for example keys and wallet left out on the kitchen counter I will put then away which I KNOW will be the last place my hubby will look when he is trying to rush out the door in the morning. :laugh: I didn't do anything "wrong" so he can't get mad but I certainly did it on purpose to give him a mini panic attack first thing in the morning.
  • MamaReebs
    MamaReebs Posts: 240 Member
    Hahaha!
    I like to take money out of my husband's wallet when there isn't much left and then not tell him. Then he thinks he has a few bucks and goes to get fast food and freaks out when it's not there. What's really funny (to me) is the first few times he didn't figure it out and he really thought he was losing his mind and couldn't keep track of his own money. Now he just knows it was probably me.
  • perrytyra
    perrytyra Posts: 357 Member
    When I leave my facebook page open, he posts something like "I'm so hot, I melt icebergs". When he leaves his facebook page open, I try to get him back, but I usually can't think of anything funny to say off the top of my head. On April Fools Day I had my son post something for me on my husbands page. He posted "I pooped the bed."

    The last time he left his page open, I posted "I'm hot". He later posted "That wasn't me, but I have to agree with this one".

    Ok, here is something a little bit funnier. Put a rubberband around the sink sprayer. When he goes to use the sink, he will automatically get sprayed. I have done this before.
  • MzBug
    MzBug Posts: 2,173 Member
    I don't remember what stunt my guy pulled on me, but my revenge was to fill the tub with balloons (the little thin ones).... they were filled with different things... water, air, syrup, confetti, dryer lint..... of course the ones with just air were on top. He got the bright idea to pop the balloons with a pin so he could take his shower... the ones with just air were no problem, he was laughing... next he got the confetti, still no problem, just laughing. Then water... ohh that was fun, a couple got tossed at me, but no biggie. He then got down to really popping the things so he could get his shower, some of the fun had worn off... then he got one (of two) that had the syrup in. It exploded all over the shower walls, all over the shower curtain, and more fun...all over him! Boy did I get a dirty look! The tub was a quagmire of goop. I just popped the strainer over the drain and told him to clean it up. He knew he had it coming, so he "took his meds" like a man. I think I got the ice water over the shower curtain treatment for a week.
  • tristalin
    tristalin Posts: 108 Member
    No, a glass of ICE cold water and you dump it over them while they are in the nice hot shower...too funny! lol

    This has been a "game" my hubby & I have played for years. It is getting much, much less frequent now, so when it does happen it is a total surprise!
  • xtal614
    xtal614 Posts: 19 Member
    While in high school, my then bf was an a-hole. So one night it was raining, I snuck over to his house and smeared vaseline all over his windshield. And to his surprise the next morning when he got up super early to go to work, it was raining so he turned on his wipers and the vaseline just smeared everywhere :) I never admitted to it, and we broke up soon after, but it was well worth it!
  • pammyxjean
    pammyxjean Posts: 21 Member
    YEP
    Nah...karma takes care of all of that.
  • Nmama
    Nmama Posts: 191 Member
    While in high school, my then bf was an a-hole. So one night it was raining, I snuck over to his house and smeared vaseline all over his windshield. And to his surprise the next morning when he got up super early to go to work, it was raining so he turned on his wipers and the vaseline just smeared everywhere :) I never admitted to it, and we broke up soon after, but it was well worth it!
    I love it!
  • Hinto
    Hinto Posts: 52
    Wow you women are mean!
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