Married but Cheating - Critics please ignore!

NobodyKnows
NobodyKnows Posts: 764 Member
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I am sure there will be members here who will judge me. I really don't care. Let them live their life on a pedestal. I prefer to just live my life for me.

For that reason, I have decided to cheat on my garden salad today. It wasn't an easy decision. My garden salad has been extremely supportive of my quest to loose weight. For that, I will always be greatful. That being said, I need something tastier in my life. Something that makes my mouth water. That something is a steak & cheese wrap. Sometimes you just have to enjoy yourself and worry about the consequences later.
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  • mikeyml
    mikeyml Posts: 568 Member
    Garden salad wants to know what it can do to get you back. If you want it to change it will do that for you.
  • ceebs9
    ceebs9 Posts: 511 Member
    Add some salsa to that wrap for even more spice.
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    :noway: YOU CAD!!!!!! :angry:


    (first giggle of the day!)
  • lemonadem
    lemonadem Posts: 398 Member
    I guess on occassion you need a different flavor on your tongue..! ;)
  • melaniecheeks
    melaniecheeks Posts: 6,349 Member
    The garden salad says it has some interesting suggestions involving cucumber!
  • Begood03
    Begood03 Posts: 1,259 Member
    The garden salad said watch out, it knows where you sleep!
  • bmontgomery87
    bmontgomery87 Posts: 1,260 Member
    I guess on occassion you need a different flavor on your tongue..! ;)
    agreed
  • 1113cw
    1113cw Posts: 830 Member
    Ya got me too!
    Sometimes ya' just need a nice big... CHEESESTEAK...

    What did you think I was going to say? :devil:
  • Panda_Jack
    Panda_Jack Posts: 829 Member
    Sneaky...
  • Allison70
    Allison70 Posts: 1 Member
    maybe garden salad should shave its legs once and while
  • Mkleder
    Mkleder Posts: 289
    Garden salad is not going to let you have a taste of its new buffalo chicken breast enhancement.
  • Marla64
    Marla64 Posts: 23,120 Member
    slut.
  • CardiacNP
    CardiacNP Posts: 554 Member
    impressive
  • bmontgomery87
    bmontgomery87 Posts: 1,260 Member
    slut.
    loled

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  • JennS19
    JennS19 Posts: 642 Member
    Totally bought this post....hook, line and sinker.

    :tongue:
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
    Pixie Piss....I really wanted to read some drama today....
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Try tossed salad?
  • NobodyKnows
    NobodyKnows Posts: 764 Member
    I guess on occassion you need a different flavor on your tongue..! ;)

    :tongue: :tongue:
  • NobodyKnows
    NobodyKnows Posts: 764 Member
    There are far too many great responses to quote them all. :bigsmile:
  • calmmomw3minimeez
    calmmomw3minimeez Posts: 499 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: !!!!!!!
  • Bigpelly8
    Bigpelly8 Posts: 504 Member
    Cancel the popcorn..... I was hoping for some rated R entertainment!!
  • hroush
    hroush Posts: 2,073 Member
    Be careful, though. Before you know it, the steak and cheese wrap will want you to have it everyday. Then next thing you know, it will tell you that it's going to give you an egg roll. Mean while, the salad will wilt at home, feeling depressed. Soon it will confront you, yelling, "don't you like my croutons anymore?!"
  • NobodyKnows
    NobodyKnows Posts: 764 Member
    Cancel the popcorn..... I was hoping for some rated R entertainment!!

    Please don't tell us you were planning to butter it too. :sick:
  • LaDiablesse
    LaDiablesse Posts: 862 Member
    You got me! Rocco Dispirito has a Cheese Steak recipe that is a lower calorie version! Maybe try that for a less guilty feeling :happy:
  • Sonofabiscuit2
    Sonofabiscuit2 Posts: 323 Member
    so glad I opened this post, totally worth smile. :D
  • LarryPGH
    LarryPGH Posts: 349 Member
    Hey! That salad gave you the best... umm... minutes of its life! But now, when its tomatoes aren't as ripe anymore, and its lettuce has begun to wilt... now your eyes start straying! :laugh:
  • MeliciousMelis
    MeliciousMelis Posts: 458 Member
    I happen to know steak and cheese is an easy strumpet and will share her goodies with anyone who asks.
  • fitnesspirateninja
    fitnesspirateninja Posts: 667 Member
    Try tossed salad?

    Thank you for this, Jester!
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
    We need to set up a seperate forum to support the salad, OH the indignation!
    Personally, I wonder if maybe you could get the two together for a little combination action???
    Loving it!!
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