Married but Cheating - Critics please ignore!

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  • WomanofWorth
    WomanofWorth Posts: 395 Member
    hehehehe got me!
  • Got me! I wasn't going to open this thread....but my nosy side got the best of me. FUNNY.....with equally funny responses! :flowerforyou:
  • NobodyKnows
    NobodyKnows Posts: 764 Member
    We need to set up a seperate forum to support the salad, OH the indignation!
    Personally, I wonder if maybe you could get the two together for a little combination action???
    Loving it!!

    Songs like a good long term solution.
  • Try tossed salad?

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • ladonne73
    ladonne73 Posts: 93 Member
    LOL!! Love it!!! :laugh:
  • The poor salad is wilty and sad. :cry: :cry:
  • The poor salad is wilty and sad. :cry: :cry:
  • jewelzz
    jewelzz Posts: 326 Member
    Garden salad knows you'll come back,thats where the good are at:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • 1113cw
    1113cw Posts: 830 Member
    Love it!!
    Soooo needed this today... one of those "blah" days...
  • chrisyoung0422
    chrisyoung0422 Posts: 426 Member
    This post could have been so much more.....sigh... HAHA
  • NobodyKnows
    NobodyKnows Posts: 764 Member
    Garden salad knows you'll come back

    Was thinking about going back to the garden salad for dinner. I figure why not, I have already been called a slut!
  • callipygianchronicle
    callipygianchronicle Posts: 811 Member
    I saw cheesesteak making out with someone else in the mall last week. Just be careful. The girl gets around.
  • bmontgomery87
    bmontgomery87 Posts: 1,260 Member
    I saw cheesesteak making out with someone else in the mall last week. Just be careful. The girl gets around.

    i love cheesesteaks.
  • mrmarius
    mrmarius Posts: 1,802 Member
    haha yes sometimes you just gotta give in
  • NobodyKnows
    NobodyKnows Posts: 764 Member
    Lunch time!! Going to enjoy my steak & cheese now. I hope the juices roll down my chin!!! :devil:
  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
    Be careful, though. Before you know it, the steak and cheese wrap will want you to have it everyday. Then next thing you know, it will tell you that it's going to give you an egg roll. Mean while, the salad will wilt at home, feeling depressed. Soon it will confront you, yelling, "don't you like my croutons anymore?!"


    Bwahahaha! :laugh: Do they do crouton enlargements? :huh:
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  • qtwells82
    qtwells82 Posts: 352
    Buahhahahahahahahahaha
  • mikeyml
    mikeyml Posts: 568 Member
    Lunch time!! Going to enjoy my steak & cheese now. I hope the juices roll down my chin!!! :devil:

    Don't you even try to kiss garden salad when you get back mister! And forget about dousing her in dressing ever again!
  • keb80
    keb80 Posts: 394
    Not gonna lie.... I was soooo ready to read about someone's illicit affair!!!! But this thread is probably equally entertaining. :laugh:
  • NobodyKnows
    NobodyKnows Posts: 764 Member
    Mmmmm. I have a squirter!!! :tongue:
  • Mike
    Mike Posts: 823 Member
    I got a kick out of this post as well, but before someone misinterprets it, I'm going to lock it. Thanks for the laugh. :)
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