STOP TAKING ALLI IMMEDIATLY!!!

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  • RHOyalT
    RHOyalT Posts: 204 Member
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    I only read this post for sh*ts and giggles! :laugh:
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh:
  • Dencrossgirl
    Dencrossgirl Posts: 501 Member
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    I took it as well, if you eat clean there was no side effect,if you cheated you were punished ;)
  • jtsmou
    jtsmou Posts: 503 Member
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    sexy
  • b00b0084
    b00b0084 Posts: 729 Member
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    As a person named Alli, I'm mostly bothered that they chose to give their drug my name...
    best comment ever!
  • jasaz
    jasaz Posts: 3
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    This post was absolutely hysterical!!! They actually advertise this in commercials on TV. I always thought you would have to be crazy to take a drug that advertises it will give you explosive diarrhea :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • jtsmou
    jtsmou Posts: 503 Member
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    For safety reasons, those taking this drug should refrain from laughing
  • bullmastifflover
    bullmastifflover Posts: 128 Member
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    ROFLMAO, sorry for your experience. I've known other people who barely made it to the bathroom mid-meal at a restaurant....the lucky ones I suppose.
  • pyroxian
    pyroxian Posts: 99
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    sexy

    You slay me.
    I'm laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes...
  • Panda_Jack
    Panda_Jack Posts: 829 Member
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    Bwahaha! Nasty!
  • tladame
    tladame Posts: 465 Member
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    "You will spray oil when you fart "...:laugh:

    Now I have the song from that Huggies commercial going through my head: "Do the (clap, clap) potty dance!"
  • Superdupermom
    Superdupermom Posts: 149
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    you did swear alot and it was funny and informational thanks!:laugh: :noway:
  • alliecore
    alliecore Posts: 446 Member
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    "You will spray oil when you fart "...:laugh:

    Now I have the song from that Huggies commercial going through my head: "Do the (clap, clap) potty dance!"

    Okay THAT was funny!!!! :laugh:

    But seriously, how freakin uneducated do you have to be to take something that blocks fats? Since when are fats bad? Does this product block ALL fats, such as necessary Omega 3's? Obviously there is a downside to too much fat, but not enough fat will bring it's own havoc to the body. It makes me SICK that these "quick fix" products are allowed on the market, with no respect for the long term effects of neglecting good nutrition. Sheesh....whatevah. If someone wants a quick fix, go let them cr*p their pants. I prefer the "eat right and work my a$* off" method, myself.
  • Brittanymetzner
    Brittanymetzner Posts: 8
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    Oh Sweet Mercy....I am on the floor over here! I have always wondered about drugs with truly evil side effects, like the social anxiety drug...you'll be able to go out in public to date and have friends....but you will also have patchy hair loss, halitosis and uncontrollable flatulence. Soooo...what you're saying is, I won't be afraid off social interaction...but NO ONE would want to date me... You'll be thinner, but you won't be able to stay off the john long enough to meet anyone. Sounds like a plan to me!
  • stephstrege
    stephstrege Posts: 62 Member
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    Hilarious! It does say a lot about our society that there are people who'd rather **** their pants than eat right & exercise.

    Amen!
  • stephstrege
    stephstrege Posts: 62 Member
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    Thank you I needed a good laugh!!!
  • funkyspunky871
    funkyspunky871 Posts: 1,675 Member
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    I take alli (off and on) and have never had any side effects at all.
  • NotAllWhoWanderAreLost
    NotAllWhoWanderAreLost Posts: 615 Member
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    "You will spray oil when you fart "...:laugh:

    Now I have the song from that Huggies commercial going through my head: "Do the (clap, clap) potty dance!"

    OMG i am crying with laughter over here! :laugh:
  • WinKitty
    WinKitty Posts: 119
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    The humor is lost on me. While I am an active advocate for swearing, there was no shock factor in it for me. Alli makes you *kitten* grease. It's been out for years. There are still people out there that DON'T know this? Especially in the dieting world? *shrug*
  • maryross1
    maryross1 Posts: 7
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    that is some funny *kitten* ****!!

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