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    The earth is flat

    Posts: 3,394 Member
    edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
    (just checking something)

    i don't believe in this round-earth theory. it's flat. just look outside. there's some trees in the way, but it's mostly flat as you can see.

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    • Posts: 14,529 Member
      Silly boy, it's obviously mountainous. :smokin:
    • Posts: 276 Member
      wait.....WHAT?? This is earth???
    • Posts: 15,207 Member
      God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy...
    • Posts: 839
      I look outside and see mountains and ocean, therefore not flat, more like bumpy!
    • Posts: 783
      Your mom is flat
    • Posts: 67
      LOL, you must belong to the Flat Earth Society. :bigsmile:
    • Posts: 225 Member
      i look outside and all i see is dead grass.....
    • Posts: 2,351 Member
      I live in San Francisco. There's no flat to be found around here! :noway:
    • Posts: 611
      I have to make sure not to fall of the edge then....
    • Posts: 276 Member
      Your mom is flat

      OOHHH SNAP!!!!
    • Posts: 14,053 Member
      But Taso.....if you would just turn around, you would see those mountains there, just in the horizon.......
    • Posts: 96 Member
      Troll. Silly, silly troll.

      Now that I've allowed you to get me off my square, I'm climbing back up. I wonder how many calories I'll burn in the process? Either way, I won't be eating them back. :smile:

      Have a lovely day.
    • Posts: 4,852 Member
      I thought it was square....
    • Posts: 229 Member
      I love porn!
    • Posts: 4,852 Member
      I love porn!

      ME TO!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • Posts: 238
      It figures. All that time I wasted trying to dig to China.
    • Posts: 35 Member
      There's a Bad Religion song in this.
    • Posts: 458 Member
      Does that make getting to the ends of the earth any easier? What about the return trip?
    • Posts: 2,946 Member
      It's true. When Columbus originally set sail, he left with 4 ships, but one fell off the edge.
    • Posts: 3,394 Member
      The other day I took a really long bike ride. I mean REALLY long - I went like FIVE MILES. And guess what? I had to turn around and ride all the way back. If the earth was round, wouldn't I just end up back home? You people who believe in "Round Earth" just amuse me. You would probably eat up anything the establishment wanted to feed you.
    • Posts: 1,121 Member
      It is flat! Someone told me that the other day! Though some crazy man travelled around the world one day and proved this theory wrong, I'm still going with "the earth is flat" theory. I mean... it looks flat when I look outside, right?
    • Posts: 123 Member
      It figures. All that time I wasted trying to dig to China.

      Glad I'm not the only one :laugh:
    • Posts: 799 Member
      I look outside....and I'm glad I'm inside...it's starting to get hot here....
    • Posts: 3,966 Member
      Earth is a spiraling vortex that wraps around itself on a flat plane, governed by free thought and free radicals, just south of an orange peel.
    • Posts: 129 Member
      Yes, yes. Whatever you say, Taso. Now take your medicine like a good boy. ;~)
    • Posts: 15,207 Member
      Is there really gravity or does the earth suck?
    • Posts: 1,311 Member
      Yeah, totally. I'm so ****ING sick of people shoving the the idea of a round world down my throat. I mean, that belief may work for some people, but it's not for everyone. I don't leave my house and guess what? I AM STILL ALIVE BECAUSE I HAVEN'T FELL OFF THE SIDE OF THE ****ING EARTH YET! So yeah, eat that.
    • Posts: 14,053 Member
      ^Giggle..............he said suck
    • Posts: 1,121 Member
      Is there really gravity or does the earth suck?

      Neither.
      It's all a conspiracy.
    • Posts: 3,966 Member
      I am a meat popsicle.
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