Our pants get LOOSE when we LOSE weight.

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  • jimjamsjet
    jimjamsjet Posts: 57 Member
    legend
  • toots99
    toots99 Posts: 3,794 Member
    I'd rather read "I need to loose weight" than "I need 2 loose weight". I hate when people use text speak. U no wut I mean? 4 real. Even worse is "ur" instead of "you're". If someone posts in text-speak, I immedately close out the thread. I don't care what ur saying, I don't have time 2 decipher ur post. How lazy can u b when u don't want to type 3 extra letters?!
  • vwbug86
    vwbug86 Posts: 283 Member
    Thank you.
  • W0zzie
    W0zzie Posts: 262 Member
    Help uncle Jack, off the horse.

    Help uncle, jack off ...

    never mind :/
  • kittyinaz
    kittyinaz Posts: 300 Member
    I hate it when people spell tomorrow wrong. I have so many people on my FB that spell it "tomarrow" and it bugs the crap out of me.
  • farmgirl88
    farmgirl88 Posts: 91 Member
    THANK YOU!!!! I WAS ABOUT TO "LOOSE" MY MIND HA HA HA :)
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
    Help uncle Jack, off the horse.

    Help uncle, jack off ...

    never mind :/

    WINNING!! smiley-sex017.gif
  • toots99
    toots99 Posts: 3,794 Member
    Help uncle Jack, off the horse.

    Help uncle, jack off ...

    never mind :/

    The first way is still wrong, because you'd want to help Uncle Jack off OF the horse. Unless you needed Uncle Jack to help off the horse, like offing him Sporanos style. :bigsmile:
  • xomakaxo
    xomakaxo Posts: 86 Member
    Proper grammer saves lives:

    Let's eat grandpa!
    Let's eat, grandpa!

    Here's another one, from a christmas song:

    Throw the yule log on, Uncle John!
    Throw the yule log ...on Uncle John.
  • ebkins7
    ebkins7 Posts: 427 Member
    there must be a thread about this 50 times a day.

    And people still aren't learning???

    My intent is not to be judgmental, just instructional.

    They still aren't learning because it doens't matter to them like it matters to you!!!
  • jsteras
    jsteras Posts: 344 Member
    Proper grammer saves lives:

    Let's eat grandpa!
    Let's eat, grandpa!

    I think Grandpa would put me over my calorie allowance! He's safe... for now.

    LOL!!!
  • W0zzie
    W0zzie Posts: 262 Member
    @toots99 - LOL. Obviously I did not pick that up. *dips hat* So it all depends on whether you like the horse ROFL. I will have to post that retort back to FB for the originating friend. :)
  • MysticMaiden22
    MysticMaiden22 Posts: 324 Member
    Great thread :)
  • Becca_007
    Becca_007 Posts: 596 Member
    Help uncle Jack, off the horse.

    Help uncle, jack off ...

    never mind :/

    The first way is still wrong, because you'd want to help Uncle Jack off OF the horse. Unless you needed Uncle Jack to help off the horse, like offing him Sporanos style. :bigsmile:
    Good Catch, your post made me laugh!:tongue:
  • toots99
    toots99 Posts: 3,794 Member
    Help uncle Jack, off the horse.

    Help uncle, jack off ...

    never mind :/

    The first way is still wrong, because you'd want to help Uncle Jack off OF the horse. Unless you needed Uncle Jack to help off the horse, like offing him Sporanos style. :bigsmile:
    Good Catch, your post made me laugh!:tongue:

    :happy:
  • W0zzie
    W0zzie Posts: 262 Member
    Help uncle Jack, off the horse.

    Help uncle, jack off ...

    never mind :/

    The first way is still wrong, because you'd want to help Uncle Jack off OF the horse. Unless you needed Uncle Jack to help off the horse, like offing him Sporanos style. :bigsmile:

    Rebuttal - hyuk hyuk
    The original it seems was not necessarily incorrect. Check these out:
    http://grammar.quickanddirtytips.com/ending-prepositions.aspx
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_and_British_English_differences

    :laugh:

    Although the "Sporanos" which I take it was meant to be "Sopranos" slant added spice :tongue:
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    deadhorse.gif

    ...and that is coming from a confessed grammar nazi
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,416 Member
    deadhorse.gif

    ...and that coming from a confessed grammar nazi

    LOL look at the posts right above yours, binary.


    Are you beating the dead horse that Uncle Jack just killed on the Sopranos ?


    (fixed that spelling typo for you, in the spirit of this thread).
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    deadhorse.gif

    ...and that coming from a confessed grammar nazi

    LOL look at the posts right above yours, binary.


    Are you beating the dead horse that Uncle Jack just killed on the Sopranos ?


    (fixed that spelling typo for you, in the spirit of this thread).
    My proofreading skills are slipping. *sigh*

    And nope, I did not read the posts above mine.
  • AmberElaine84
    AmberElaine84 Posts: 964 Member
    Proper grammer saves lives:

    Let's eat grandpa!
    Let's eat, grandpa!

    This TOTALLY made my day!!! LOL!

    I HATE poor grammar!!
  • toots99
    toots99 Posts: 3,794 Member
    Help uncle Jack, off the horse.

    Help uncle, jack off ...

    never mind :/

    The first way is still wrong, because you'd want to help Uncle Jack off OF the horse. Unless you needed Uncle Jack to help off the horse, like offing him Sporanos style. :bigsmile:

    Rebuttal - hyuk hyuk
    The original it seems was not necessarily incorrect. Check these out:
    http://grammar.quickanddirtytips.com/ending-prepositions.aspx
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_and_British_English_differences

    :laugh:

    Although the "Sporanos" which I take it was meant to be "Sopranos" slant added spice :tongue:

    :laugh: I didn't even notice my typo!
  • iamhealingmyself
    iamhealingmyself Posts: 579 Member
    Anyone who thinks grammar/punctuation don't matter should have a look at these:


    Dear Jack

    I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy - will you let me be yours?

    Jill

    VERSUS

    Dear Jack

    I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men I yearn! For you I have no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart I can be forever happy, will you let me be.

    Yours

    Jill


    Same words - totally different meaning.

    omg...:laugh: these keep getting better and better.
  • efcdcdb
    efcdcdb Posts: 392 Member
    I'd rather read "I need to loose weight" than "I need 2 loose weight". I hate when people use text speak. U no wut I mean? 4 real. Even worse is "ur" instead of "you're". If someone posts in text-speak, I immedately close out the thread. I don't care what ur saying, I don't have time 2 decipher ur post. How lazy can u b when u don't want to type 3 extra letters?!

    ? :laugh:
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