Married Life

The newlyweds were only married two weeks, when the husband said to the wife,
'Honey I'm going to Hank's Tavern to have a beer, I'll be right
back.

'Where are you going, Coochy Coo?' asked the wife.

'I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face,' he answered. 'I'm
going to have a beer.'

The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?' She opened the door to the
refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12
different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India , etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think
of saying was, 'Yes, Lollipop... But at the bar... You know...they have
frozen glasses... '

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by
saying, 'You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?' She took a huge beer mug
out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar
they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be
long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'

'You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?' She opened the oven and
took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in
blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches.

'But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know there's swearing, dirty
words and all that...'

'You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP, CHICKEN *kitten*! SIT YOUR *kitten*
DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS
D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOU'RE MARRIED AND YOUR *kitten* ISN'T GOING TO A
DAMNED BAR! THAT *kitten* IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKA$$?'

And..they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?

MARRIED LIFE............MAKES MY EYES TEAR UP