DIET EXCUSES:

DIET EXCUSES:

1. The donut was calling my name.

2. It was my birthday, so I had to eat
the whole cake.

3. I had to get the bitter taste out of
my mouth from eating the so-called
diet food, so I ate a candy bar

YOU KNOW IT’S TIME TO DIET AND

EXERCISE WHEN......

You try to do a few push ups and
discover that certain body parts refuse
to leave the floor....

You get winded just saying the words
"ten-kilometer run."

You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.

You go to the zoo and the elephants throw
you peanuts.

Your driver's license says, "Picture
continued."