Saying "Let's still be friends" after a break-up ...
Aero1dynamic
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Thought this might be fun!
Saying "Let's still be friends" after a break-up is like saying....
"The dog died but we can still keep it"
((Add your own analogy and let's have some laughs!))
Saying "Let's still be friends" after a break-up is like saying....
"The dog died but we can still keep it"
((Add your own analogy and let's have some laughs!))
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yeah it doesn't work, I will admit there are an odd few that I'm still friends with, but so rare!0
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When I break up with a lady I say, "It's not me, it's you"0
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I'm friends with most of my ex-boyfriends, mostly because it would be awkward not to because we have so many friends in common and go to all the same places, it's just easier to try and still get along. one is still a very good friend and my current gym buddy.0
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I've managed it with everyone I've dated except for my second ex-wife (I don't think she'd spit on me if I was on fire). A lot depends on the reasons for the break-up and how much of a friendship existed before and during dating but it can work.
I do like the analogy though LOL...for my marriage that one totally works. That dog was dead and stinkin'! :sick:0 -
Translation: "We can still hook up tho', right?"0
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....is like kidnappers saying "keep in touch" after they let you go.0
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....is like kidnappers saying "keep in touch" after they let you go.
LMAO THAT one fits my marriage even better than the dead dog one!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Isn't there an entire industry dedicated to taxidermy for lost pets?0
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Isn't there an entire industry dedicated to taxidermy for lost pets?
Wonder if I could get them to stuff a few exes? I have darts and need some target practice0 -
Unless you have kids…your stuck with them whether you let them in your life or not the child forever thinks of them and so on and so forth…
I don't talk to my one ex…never will even if I had the chance… its like having more drinks when your hungover..no thanx..glad i had no kids with you and glad your outta my life for stinking ever0 -
Remained friends with my ex's with the exception of one....Him I wouldn't spit on if he was on fire....0
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Isn't there an entire industry dedicated to taxidermy for lost pets?
Wonder if I could get them to stuff a few exes? I have darts and need some target practice
I'm guessing that life like action is more expensive
than just the head
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Remained friends with my ex's with the exception of one....Him I wouldn't spit on if he was on fire....
Hey that was my line for my ex...get your own one! LMAO0 -
Isn't there an entire industry dedicated to taxidermy for lost pets?
Wonder if I could get them to stuff a few exes? I have darts and need some target practice
I'm guessing that life like action is more expensive
than just the head
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
It means "I won't divulge your secrets if you won't divulge mine." It's insurance. Or blackmail.0
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"Don't show those n00dz to anyone and I won't show yours, k?"0
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"I still wanna kick it with your hot sister."0
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It's like getting a $5 off coupon after the dry-cleaner ruined your prom dress0
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Like being made to watch terms of endearment with no chocolate.0
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Like saying...Watch your step after you've already tripped. WTF!0
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"Maybe a drunken booty call some night?"0
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It's like winning the lottery, and them offering you a Bed, Bath, and Beyond coupon instead. *sigh*
On a related note, I'm moving in with my most recent ex as roommates, no romance allowed. Too bad I still have feelings for him. Welcome to awkward-ville...0 -
You're fired...but you can still come by and work, you're just not getting paid.0
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Translation: "Can I keep you as back-up in case it doesn't work out with the other person I'm sleeping with?"0
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