HI...

SGM_Adonis
SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
edited October 2014 in Introduce Yourself
I've been on this site for almost two years. I have 180 friends right now and hardly none of them log. They believe that it doesn't matter when you eat or what you eat as long as you hit calories and macros. Most of them don't even run, they just lift. No cardio! And they think they're going to loose weight!

So I could use some real friends that will support me on my journey.

Sincerely,

Gato
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  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
    Sounds like you need to unfriend some of them.
  • SuperVixen2B
    SuperVixen2B Posts: 218 Member
    Hi SGM, that sounds terrible. I'd be happy to be your friend. I log and I love to r...r...ru... *ahem* I mean, I very much enjoy c-c...car...cardi....

    Nevermind, screw it. Cardio is lifting weights faster.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Have they accepted that sugar is the enemy?
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
    Seems to be working for me....

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  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
    I run my mouth. Does that count?
  • kaseyr1505
    kaseyr1505 Posts: 624 Member
    So, they believe in facts and that bothers you? I'm not tracking...
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    I run - to the store, to the fridge, even to the bathroom on occasion. And lifting's for pansies. You can add me if you like OP. I will help push you along on your gurney.
  • SEAFOODMAN
    SEAFOODMAN Posts: 342
    *push unfriend*.........its easy
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    kaseyr1505 wrote: »
    So, they believe in facts and that bothers you? I'm not tracking...

    Are you saying that you believe in this stuff? Are you serious?
  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
    I wish you all the luck on your gurney, @SGM_Adonis.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Did someone here say "Bowel Movements?"
  • LeonCX
    LeonCX Posts: 862 Member
    edited October 2014
    I just saved 15% on car insurance in only 15 minutes.
  • Booksandbeaches
    Booksandbeaches Posts: 1,791 Member
    You said "loose weight", so we can't be friends any longer.
  • chubby_checkers
    chubby_checkers Posts: 2,352 Member
    So, we're talking about poop in here?
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    new_username wrote: »
    odusgolp wrote: »
    Did someone here say "Bowel Movements?"

    ALL HAIL THE BOWEL QUEEN
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  • BenjaminS_Fitness
    BenjaminS_Fitness Posts: 70 Member
    What's the problem with people not running?
    There are a lot of people out there who don't run and stay sub 10% bodyfat. if their diet is on point it's no big deal.
  • bellaa_x0
    bellaa_x0 Posts: 1,062 Member
    BenjaminS_Fitness wrote: »
    What's the problem with people not running?
    There are a lot of people out there who don't run and stay sub 10% bodyfat. if their diet is on point it's no big deal.

    101% sure he is being sarcastic
  • Lilly_the_Hillbilly
    Lilly_the_Hillbilly Posts: 914 Member
    You can't cut me. I've finally made progress. I would make you look good.
  • dj1skywalker
    dj1skywalker Posts: 86
    I'll be your friend... I never take any of my friends for granite
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
    dj1skywalker wrote: »
    I'll be your friend... I never take any of my friends for granite

    If you take your lover for granite is that statue-tory rape?
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
    edited October 2014


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  • Guns_N_Buns
    Guns_N_Buns Posts: 1,899 Member
    But if I stop eating corn bread I'll lose the booty.
  • dj1skywalker
    dj1skywalker Posts: 86
    Guns_N_Buns wrote: »
    But if I stop eating corn bread I'll lose the booty.

    You don't have to pacifically stop eating the cornbread... IIFYM
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    Guns_N_Buns wrote: »
    But if I stop eating corn bread I'll lose the booty.
    I
    Guns_N_Buns wrote: »
    But if I stop eating corn bread I'll lose the booty.

    Any cornbread you ingest will be offset by the kale you consume.
  • dj1skywalker
    dj1skywalker Posts: 86
    I don't cook, I don't like vegetables (especially kale), I cut out sugar and all carbs, I work out 7 days a week on a treadmill... I'm still not loosing weight, can you help me ??
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    wrote: »

    I'm marbling at the comments on this thread.
  • Guns_N_Buns
    Guns_N_Buns Posts: 1,899 Member
    of quartz you are.
  • Ninkyou
    Ninkyou Posts: 6,666 Member
    Psshhh, y'all are doing it wrong. You don't need cardio or weights. If you want extra calories, just grow another human inside you. BAM, extra 300 calories a day.
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    Ninkyou wrote: »
    Psshhh, y'all are doing it wrong. You don't need cardio or weights. If you want extra calories, just grow another human inside you. BAM, extra 300 calories a day.

    Some of us don't come equipped with an ovulation machine.
  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
    SGM_Adonis wrote: »
    wrote: »

    I'm marbling at the comments on this thread.

    omigod, all our awesome replies got nuked!

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