We are pleased to announce that on March 4, 2025, an updated Rich Text Editor will be introduced in the MyFitnessPal Community. To learn more about the upcoming changes, please click here. We look forward to sharing this new feature with you!

I've lost an elephants heart...

Calliope610
Calliope610 Posts: 3,783 Member
edited February 20 in Chit-Chat
I've lost an elephants heart (44lbs). What about you?

BTW, I haven't seen this around for a while. Thought some Friday fun might be in order....


1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super-premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephants heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephants penis
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and shes 5'11")
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and shes 5'4½")
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony

Replies

  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Did you hang it on your wall as proof? I demand proof..
  • This content has been removed.
  • LBeth1015
    LBeth1015 Posts: 35 Member
    :drinker: I've lost an average 2 year old. Ideally I would like to lose an elephant's penis, but I'll settle for a bale of hay! I love these comparisons!
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Wasn't there a thread on this already? I know there was, because I needed to lose 10 more pounds for the elephant's penis. It's like deja vu all over again.
    Yup, I remember that, too.
    It must've slipped into the next dimension or some junk.
    HEYYY.. Junk.
  • This content has been removed.
  • LBeth1015
    LBeth1015 Posts: 35 Member
    Who wouldn't like to lose an elephants penis?
    [/quote]


    Right? I can't wait to be able to tell people I have lost the equivalent of an elephant's penis!

    And actually I've almost lost a cinder block and I have lost the amount of cheese the average American eats in a year, but those just don't seem to translate as well as a 2 year old or an elephant's penis!
  • kar328
    kar328 Posts: 4,159 Member
    A 5000 BTU air conditioner. Closing in on the elephant's penis. :blushing:
  • A five gallon bottle of water or the average human leg.
  • Kate7294
    Kate7294 Posts: 783 Member
    40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
  • This content has been removed.
  • I_love_frogs
    I_love_frogs Posts: 340 Member
    I lost a 2 year old!!!! hmmm hope CPS doesn't come after me!
  • SuninVirgo
    SuninVirgo Posts: 255 Member
    I've lost my head
  • Kate7294
    Kate7294 Posts: 783 Member
    Kate7294 wrote: »
    40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
    My 3 yr. old...LOL yes she's 40 lbs. wearing 4-6's already.

  • I've lost a bald eagle! (Don't tell the RSPB!)
  • EmmieBaby
    EmmieBaby Posts: 1,235 Member
    12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
  • trudywc2
    trudywc2 Posts: 233 Member
    38 lbs- I'm between a mid size microwave and a 5 gallon bottle of water
  • Tammy_1971
    Tammy_1971 Posts: 93 Member
    edited October 2014
    I've lost the chemical additives an American sonsumes each year.... my goal is to lose a small bale of hay, only have a 5 gallon bottle of water or an average human leg to lose!! LOL
  • jojomoe523
    jojomoe523 Posts: 57 Member
    i have almost lost an adult male... only 5 more pounds for that.
  • princess_gina_00
    princess_gina_00 Posts: 31 Member
    On this go-round, I've lost slightly more than a mid-size microwave (38 lbs). Total, I've lost the equivalent of an average American woman (144 lbs). I'd also like to say that I love how an elephant's penis weighs more than its heart. Priorities, you know.
  • WattsJA
    WattsJA Posts: 160 Member
    Not only have I lost "amount of cheese an average American eats in a year" but also "the complete Oxford English Dictionary". It used to be more, but due to an injury .. my running went on hold, so I "softened up a little" .. but I am back on track :)
This discussion has been closed.