What should I be for Halloween?

MyChocolateDiet
MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
(B/C I bet no one's ever asked this before.)
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  • winf
    winf Posts: 764 Member
    French maid, and then send post up the pictures (you asked)
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    winf wrote: »
    French maid, and then send post up the pictures (you asked)
    that's funny b/c I was gonna ask YOU GUYS for pics of the costumes, then decided not to.
  • winf
    winf Posts: 764 Member
    I'll post up my best Spartan mankini and sword pic
  • Hedgehog182
    Hedgehog182 Posts: 4 Member
    I was going to be a pumpkin - but the diet is moving along quite well... maybe a corncob? he he. :smiley:
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    I was going to be a pumpkin - but the diet is moving along quite well... maybe a corncob? he he. :smiley:

    yeah be a corn. b/c yer jokes are corny.
  • JeffMeehan
    JeffMeehan Posts: 1,014 Member
    we could be a horse. I could be the head and you could just be yourself........lmao just kidding!
  • countscalories
    countscalories Posts: 418 Member
    I think I'll be a werewolf
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    I'm going to be a devil.
  • joshua3179
    joshua3179 Posts: 2,882 Member
    Fred Flintstone
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    I'm going to be a devil.

    that'll be cute.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    I think I'll be a werewolf

    i feel like I'm already one. hubs said you have to be something yer not. he said this in reference to witch costume but i think it eliminates wherewolf and chubacabra for me as well.

  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    JeffMeehan wrote: »
    we could be a horse. I could be the head and you could just be yourself........lmao just kidding!

    you don't know me.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    joshua3179 wrote: »
    Fred Flintstone
    that's a cool one.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    digginDeep wrote: »
    Any job, character, historical figure or cartoon character, either proceeded for anteceded by the word slutty or sexy, depending on how formal your destination will be.

    Yeah, I was totally looking for the antonym to "slutty" so I could google like demure or modest or just not trashy halloween costumes. Apparently there is no such thing?

  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Depends on what you really look like!
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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    digginDeep wrote: »
    digginDeep wrote: »
    Any job, character, historical figure or cartoon character, either proceeded for anteceded by the word slutty or sexy, depending on how formal your destination will be.

    Yeah, I was totally looking for the antonym to "slutty" so I could google like demure or modest or just not trashy halloween costumes. Apparently there is no such thing?

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, well why don't you turn the tables- dress up very conservatively, show no skin, lot of gray, don't do hair or makeup, and when people ask, say you are a Conservative Escort?

    I kinda almost did that last year. I was Uggly Betty.

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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    why do i have to be something slutty. just b/c i'm a woman? that's racist.

    so is party city apparently. they have like a million slutty costumes, even the plus size and shaper ones. then they have like 4 pajama style animal costumes for women that are like footie pj's and not slutty. kinda hot for the daytime but I guess that's my only option unless i feel like making my own. which i don't.
  • Pipsg1rl
    Pipsg1rl Posts: 1,414 Member
    I was a "cat lady" last year. My husband didn't even want to be near me. it was awesome. Do you have some fun ideas you need help organizing? Try Pinterest.
  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
    Your looks do help figure out what you're going to be.

    I'm dressing up as Theodora from Oz...or the Wicked Witch of the West before she turned, if you'd rather.

    It should be comfortable, mostly flattering without being slutty. Or so I think...

    1422_OZ_Theodora_23.jpg
  • latenitelucy
    latenitelucy Posts: 1,314 Member
    easy DIY? We all know you are God's gift to men. Wrap a box in pretty wrapping paper. cut out arm holes and a head hole. Slap on a name tag that says To: Men From:God
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    For some Halloween parties dressing slutty is a requirement.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    easy DIY? We all know you are God's gift to men. Wrap a box in pretty wrapping paper. cut out arm holes and a head hole. Slap on a name tag that says To: Men From:God
    Love. It.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    legit LOL! ^^^
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    For some Halloween parties dressing slutty is a requirement.

    those are halloween parties? i thought they were called orgies?
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    For some Halloween parties dressing slutty is a requirement.

    those are halloween parties? i thought they were called orgies?

    Fetish Halloween parties, but I guess you could call it that, too. ;-D

  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Oh wow, I have been doing Halloween ALL wrong! I've been holding my bag out for candy this whole time.
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    :laugh:
  • RyanQu
    RyanQu Posts: 48
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    this... Idk why, but this