Do you pee in the shower?

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TheVirgoddess
TheVirgoddess Posts: 4,535 Member
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Toilet paper under or over?

Sit or stand when you wipe?

This is for SCIENCE*

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this is not, in any way, for science, I'm just being nosy
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  • TheVirgoddess
    TheVirgoddess Posts: 4,535 Member
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    I do pee in the shower when the need arises. I don't go out of my way, but I'm not going to hold it back, either.

    OVER

    Sit. I didn't know standing was a thing until I read something on BuzzFeed.
  • Jelaan
    Jelaan Posts: 815 Member
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    No, over and sit.
  • MrGonzo05
    MrGonzo05 Posts: 1,120 Member
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    In science, we never laugh.
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
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    George Costanza does
    over
    dafuq?
    I like science
  • TheVirgoddess
    TheVirgoddess Posts: 4,535 Member
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    Go_Mizzou99 wrote: »
    dafuq?

    Right? It just seems so..........messy.
  • IconStillFree
    IconStillFree Posts: 262 Member
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    Yeah but that's what got me kicked from the football team
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,770 Member
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    For science...

    No. In fact I was horrified when my mother confessed she peed in the shower all the time. Yuck.

    Over. I used to be an under girl, until I bought a roll of TP with a printed pattern and realized the print would be upside down if I didn't have the roll unfurl from the top.

    I squat to wipe. Somewhere between sitting and standing.
  • ryanwood935
    ryanwood935 Posts: 245 Member
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    If I shower in the morning, no. Shower in the afternoon? For sure!

    Under, and sit.
  • TheCounselorx
    TheCounselorx Posts: 1,182 Member
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    bold post.... I doff my hat to you (if I was wearing a hat)

    yes, like you, when I need to - but, for decency and ethical reasons I try to aim directly down the plug hole.

    Toilet paper, I presume you mean how it is positioned in the holder rather than how it is applied to wipe ones residual matter from ones bum area...... (afterall, I don't have any bodily members to wipe "over")... if that is the case, I have never noticed... and

    wipe - if a #1, I'm a male, with a male special hanging member, so I would most likely dab the end whilst standing, after 3 or 4 shakes (anything more than 4 would be inappropriate), if a #2 ... i would adopt a half standing half crouching position, I guess the best way to decribe is the poistion I took when I was surfing...

    but, enough of that.. how did you get to do that totally amazing 'Spoiler' thing????

    BOOM!!! thats amazing!!!
  • winf
    winf Posts: 764 Member
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    Who doesn't?
  • BlueLadyBug22
    BlueLadyBug22 Posts: 156 Member
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    No, who cares? and sitting lol
  • TheVirgoddess
    TheVirgoddess Posts: 4,535 Member
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    winf wrote: »
    Who doesn't?

    My husband! When I found this out, I felt like everything was lie.

    The spoiler thing is BBC code. Just type [spoiler*] and [/spoiler*] - without the * of course.
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
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    1. Yup, it's water and salt, not substantially different from your sweat anyways and that's getting washed down the drain too.
    2. Under you heathens!
    3. Sitting, but with a generous lean forward for ease of access.
  • 50sFit
    50sFit Posts: 712 Member
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    I only pee in the shower when there is no swimming pool available...
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  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
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    I always try to go pee before I get in the shower but would if I had to. Under to cut off easier and sit.
  • Capt_Inzane
    Capt_Inzane Posts: 733 Member
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    Yep, won't go out of my way but if I must pee and I'm there I hit the hole.

    I typically won't put my toilet paper on the roll. I'll set it on top of the roll and then when I roll out I wrap my hand.

    Um sit to wipe, I have a young son and we're doing potty training he stands so we can assist with wiping to make sure he's clean. I thought it'd make a horrible mess but doesn't. Also why don't adults use baby wipes? It cleans better and overall is softer on the bum.
  • HealthyinAZ
    HealthyinAZ Posts: 408 Member
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    Nope, over, sit.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,296 Member
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    Total shower pee'r here. I like my TP over easy. More of a squat than an actual stand...kind of a hover...
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,296 Member
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    Zeroaccess wrote: »
    Yep, won't go out of my way but if I must pee and I'm there I hit the hole.

    I typically won't put my toilet paper on the roll. I'll set it on top of the roll and then when I roll out I wrap my hand.

    Um sit to wipe, I have a young son and we're doing potty training he stands so we can assist with wiping to make sure he's clean. I thought it'd make a horrible mess but doesn't. Also why don't adults use baby wipes? It cleans better and overall is softer on the bum.
    They make "fresh wipe" things for adults now. Not too shabby.

  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,296 Member
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    P.S., having TP on the roll is infinitely more important than which way it comes off.

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