Beard Growth opposite sex attention?

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  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    OdesAngel wrote: »
    Some people think growing a beard is the answer to all life's problems. Sure, it holds the leftovers from last weeks clam chowder but really...won't one just get tired of clam chowder after a while?


    That is when you wash it and experience the joys of smelling shampoo all day.
  • LynneW1983
    LynneW1983 Posts: 1,161 Member
    DWhy5 wrote: »
    arditarose wrote: »
    This topic is hurtful to those of us that are beard-deficient, beardists!

    Aw..No beard for you?
    I've tried, oh lord how I've tried, but it just won't work.

    I end up looking like a tom cat that's had one too many fights and lost patches of its fur.
    wheird wrote: »
    I am on your side!!! Beards shouldnt matter!
    Amen brother!

    I'll trade you my superb facial hair growth for those abs... Straight up.

    No keep the beard.

  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
    LynneW1983 wrote: »
    Why do women think it's ok to come up and touch the beard without asking?

    What, that's not ok. Oops haha.

    Lol. I'm not some piece of meat. ;)
  • LynneW1983
    LynneW1983 Posts: 1,161 Member
    LynneW1983 wrote: »
    Why do women think it's ok to come up and touch the beard without asking?

    What, that's not ok. Oops haha.

    Lol. I'm not some piece of meat. ;)

    Oh sorry, I love a beard.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    I'm beginning to think there's a correlation between awesome beardage and sense of humour. It needs to be investigated and scientifically proven. By science.


    That is a myth, my sense of humor is awful

    Why do you canadians have a love affair with unnecessary "U's"?
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    I only grew a beard so that I could reject all of the women who once rejected me for my baby smooth cheeks. Take that, female gender!
    Way to strike a blow for the brotherhood! I salute you, sir!

    all-in-a-days-work.jpg
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
    I'm only funny because Im fat. Lol. It's a coping mechanism.
  • arditarose
    arditarose Posts: 15,573 Member
    wheird wrote: »
    arditarose wrote: »
    wheird wrote: »
    arditarose wrote: »
    DWhy5 wrote: »
    Maybe just a solid goatee and soul patch for like 4 abs?

    yuck. Both goatee and soul patch are such a turn off.



    You are so picky :'(

    and so shallow


    And yet you are honest...

    No, I don't think I'm shallow for that. If I believe something looks like a vagina on someone's face, and I don't like it...Then that's just personal preference ha.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    arditarose wrote: »
    wheird wrote: »
    arditarose wrote: »
    wheird wrote: »
    arditarose wrote: »
    DWhy5 wrote: »
    Maybe just a solid goatee and soul patch for like 4 abs?

    yuck. Both goatee and soul patch are such a turn off.



    You are so picky :'(

    and so shallow


    And yet you are honest...

    No, I don't think I'm shallow for that. If I believe something looks like a vagina on someone's face, and I don't like it...Then that's just personal preference ha.


    Vagina dentada is real!
  • DWhy5
    DWhy5 Posts: 541 Member
    arditarose wrote: »
    wheird wrote: »
    arditarose wrote: »
    wheird wrote: »
    arditarose wrote: »
    DWhy5 wrote: »
    Maybe just a solid goatee and soul patch for like 4 abs?

    yuck. Both goatee and soul patch are such a turn off.



    You are so picky :'(

    and so shallow


    And yet you are honest...

    No, I don't think I'm shallow for that. If I believe something looks like a vagina on someone's face, and I don't like it...Then that's just personal preference ha.

    How do I do the freaking "laughing emoticon" a thousand times.
  • arditarose
    arditarose Posts: 15,573 Member
    wheird wrote: »
    arditarose wrote: »
    wheird wrote: »
    arditarose wrote: »
    wheird wrote: »
    arditarose wrote: »
    DWhy5 wrote: »
    Maybe just a solid goatee and soul patch for like 4 abs?

    yuck. Both goatee and soul patch are such a turn off.



    You are so picky :'(

    and so shallow


    And yet you are honest...

    No, I don't think I'm shallow for that. If I believe something looks like a vagina on someone's face, and I don't like it...Then that's just personal preference ha.


    Vagina dentada is real!

    ew dude
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Canadians do grow some impressive beards...

    I have a science experiment. Put cold water on your face and see if your beard grows faster! I think that this is the key, I sleep with the AC on
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    arditarose wrote: »
    wheird wrote: »
    arditarose wrote: »
    wheird wrote: »
    arditarose wrote: »
    wheird wrote: »
    arditarose wrote: »
    DWhy5 wrote: »
    Maybe just a solid goatee and soul patch for like 4 abs?

    yuck. Both goatee and soul patch are such a turn off.



    You are so picky :'(

    and so shallow


    And yet you are honest...

    No, I don't think I'm shallow for that. If I believe something looks like a vagina on someone's face, and I don't like it...Then that's just personal preference ha.


    Vagina dentada is real!

    ew dude


    You are the one who brought it up :(
  • arditarose
    arditarose Posts: 15,573 Member
    wheird wrote: »
    arditarose wrote: »
    wheird wrote: »
    arditarose wrote: »
    wheird wrote: »
    arditarose wrote: »
    wheird wrote: »
    arditarose wrote: »
    DWhy5 wrote: »
    Maybe just a solid goatee and soul patch for like 4 abs?

    yuck. Both goatee and soul patch are such a turn off.



    You are so picky :'(

    and so shallow


    And yet you are honest...

    No, I don't think I'm shallow for that. If I believe something looks like a vagina on someone's face, and I don't like it...Then that's just personal preference ha.


    Vagina dentada is real!

    ew dude


    You are the one who brought it up :(

    hahaha, you elaborated.
  • PunkyRachel
    PunkyRachel Posts: 1,959 Member
    cherith778 wrote: »
    Why are women shallow because some like beards. That not shallow- it's a preference, like when a man likes a woman with short hair. BTW- I do not prefer the beard

    I have to agree, in part. It's a personal preference thing- Not every girl is the same. Plus, it depends on the guy as well. Some men can rock facial hair, while some look better without it. To each his own I guess.

    I agree its just personal preference. I've never been a fan of the beard myself. Maybe a nice goatee, but not full on beard/mustache. I don't get the whole mountain man halfway to the waist beards either, or the duck dynasty look. That's just horrible looking and I don't see how women would be willing to kiss that either. I mean it is painful when my hubby's facial hair gets about like the OP's, but maybe I just have too sensitive skin lol. Anyways to each their own, if the ladies you know dig the beard then that's just awesome man!
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    cherith778 wrote: »
    Why are women shallow because some like beards. That not shallow- it's a preference, like when a man likes a woman with short hair. BTW- I do not prefer the beard

    I have to agree, in part. It's a personal preference thing- Not every girl is the same. Plus, it depends on the guy as well. Some men can rock facial hair, while some look better without it. To each his own I guess.

    I agree its just personal preference. I've never been a fan of the beard myself. Maybe a nice goatee, but not full on beard/mustache. I don't get the whole mountain man halfway to the waist beards either, or the duck dynasty look. That's just horrible looking and I don't see how women would be willing to kiss that either. I mean it is painful when my hubby's facial hair gets about like the OP's, but maybe I just have too sensitive skin lol. Anyways to each their own, if the ladies you know dig the beard then that's just awesome man!


    My beard is very soft unless I am at only 1-2 weeks growth
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    arditarose wrote: »
    wheird wrote: »
    arditarose wrote: »
    wheird wrote: »
    arditarose wrote: »
    wheird wrote: »
    arditarose wrote: »
    wheird wrote: »
    arditarose wrote: »
    DWhy5 wrote: »
    Maybe just a solid goatee and soul patch for like 4 abs?

    yuck. Both goatee and soul patch are such a turn off.



    You are so picky :'(

    and so shallow


    And yet you are honest...

    No, I don't think I'm shallow for that. If I believe something looks like a vagina on someone's face, and I don't like it...Then that's just personal preference ha.


    Vagina dentada is real!

    ew dude


    You are the one who brought it up :(

    hahaha, you elaborated.


    It is a problem I have :/
  • arditarose
    arditarose Posts: 15,573 Member
    aw. kids.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    edited October 2014
    I only grew a beard so that I could reject all of the women who once rejected me for my baby smooth cheeks. Take that, female gender!

    I banged you smoothed faced and chubby --- I think this means I own your ****, right??
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Slightly off-topic, but when I do attempt the impossible and try to grow a beard my kids call it having "whiskies".

    I think it's their sly and subtle way of mocking me.


    I think it is time to get new kids. Yours are clearly mocking you and you should not tolerate it
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    I only grew a beard so that I could reject all of the women who once rejected me for my baby smooth cheeks. Take that, female gender!

    I banged you smoothed faced and chubby --- I think this means I own your


    Women talking about owning men in this day and age? Wow, you set back civil rights by 5 years
  • EHisCDN
    EHisCDN Posts: 480 Member
    wheird wrote: »
    I'm beginning to think there's a correlation between awesome beardage and sense of humour. It needs to be investigated and scientifically proven. By science.


    That is a myth, my sense of humor is awful

    Why do you canadians have a love affair with unnecessary "U's"?

    What's with Americans and eliminating all necessary Us?

    Also, stubble is where it's at!
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    wheird wrote: »
    I only grew a beard so that I could reject all of the women who once rejected me for my baby smooth cheeks. Take that, female gender!

    I banged you smoothed faced and chubby --- I think this means I own your


    Women talking about owning men in this day and age? Wow, you set back civil rights by 5 years

    Leveling the playing field.
  • baba_helly
    baba_helly Posts: 810 Member
    You're welcome OP!!
  • __freckles__
    __freckles__ Posts: 1,238 Member
    I'm not into beards.

    Side burns though, that's good stuff.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    wheird wrote: »
    I only grew a beard so that I could reject all of the women who once rejected me for my baby smooth cheeks. Take that, female gender!

    I banged you smoothed faced and chubby --- I think this means I own your


    Women talking about owning men in this day and age? Wow, you set back civil rights by 5 years

    Leveling the playing field.


    So that it is horizontal? I can dig it
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    I'm not sure if it's my beard or my peanut butter stash.
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    I only grew a beard so that I could reject all of the women who once rejected me for my baby smooth cheeks. Take that, female gender!

    I banged you smoothed faced and chubby --- I think this means I own your ****, right??

    Are you sure it's my *kitten* that you own? After all, I don't really have one.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    I only grew a beard so that I could reject all of the women who once rejected me for my baby smooth cheeks. Take that, female gender!

    I banged you smoothed faced and chubby --- I think this means I own your ****, right??

    Are you sure it's my *kitten* that you own? After all, I don't really have one.


    But you have a beard, so she is still in.
  • We're only friends because you have a beard. As soon as you shave, your *kitten* is dropped. ;) Just kidding, Pookie.
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