: you wake up in bed w/ the person above..

I fake snore and pretend to be asleep. Then try to remember how to spell "lesbian" for the slew of texts I have planned. (mostly to exes. without pics. to torture them.)

i'm not gonna lie, i almost choked on my drink laughing at what @MyChocolateDiet said. awesome post.

Can we go shoe shopping?

Misshodge64 wrote: »

YES AND PURSES Lets go tomorrow TOO

Damn...those are awesome!

HUSBAND OR SHOES


SHOES :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage wrote: »

i would pinch myself thinking it was a dream

PINCH

It was just a little pinch...be brave man..be brave!

So uh whatever happened last night.....can we do that again?

Lmao..

RunningForBeers wrote: »

I guess maybe the Broncos aren't that bad if their fans are like her!

Sweet!
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