Any virgins trying to lose their baby weight?

noexcusesjustresults2014
noexcusesjustresults2014 Posts: 212 Member
edited November 8 in Chit-Chat
I see lots of moms talking about baby weight, but not many single ladies (or men) without kids.

I weighed about 7 pounds when I was born and that is what I would like to lose. Anyone else in my situation?

Before anyone else comes in to point out that virgins can be mom's yes I have heard of artificial insemination and the television show "Jane The Virgin". I am not in her situation
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  • ThePhoenixIsRising
    ThePhoenixIsRising Posts: 781 Member
    Came in confused, but the post made me :smiley:
  • sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves Posts: 2,757 Member
    I'm trying to lose my virginity. Is that the same thing????
  • noexcusesjustresults2014
    noexcusesjustresults2014 Posts: 212 Member
    edited November 2014
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves wrote: »
    I'm trying to lose my virginity. Is that the same thing????

    I guess it depends. If you are trying to find a excuse to feel included in 99% of the other baby weight threads, losing your virginity might be a good start (especially if you don't plan on using birth control).

    If you like being unique, stay here instead! Lets support each other in losing our baby weight without the added concern of caring for non existent babies!
  • noexcusesjustresults2014
    noexcusesjustresults2014 Posts: 212 Member
    edited November 2014
    We want to be as inclusive as possible in this thread. Its okay if you were a preemie and only need to lose a few pounds or if you were a big baby and need to lose 10!
  • vlheureux
    vlheureux Posts: 34
    *slowly raises hand*
    Yep. I'm with ya. Trying to lose a bit more than my baby weight, but I was a pretty big baby.
  • noexcusesjustresults2014
    noexcusesjustresults2014 Posts: 212 Member
    vlheureux wrote: »
    *slowly raises hand*
    Yep. I'm with ya. Trying to lose a bit more than my baby weight, but I was a pretty big baby.

    Welcome. We love babies of all shapes and sizes here. Just as long as we don't have to nurse or take care of them ourselves.

  • vlheureux
    vlheureux Posts: 34
    Oh don't worry, I'm a super baby. I can even cook.
  • noexcusesjustresults2014
    noexcusesjustresults2014 Posts: 212 Member
    vlheureux wrote: »
    Oh don't worry, I'm a super baby. I can even cook.

    Nice! That is one skill I have yet to develop myself:(

    I can use a microwave however. I am also good at eating food cooked by others
  • vlheureux
    vlheureux Posts: 34
    One thing I cannot do is use a microwave. Mine has had many foods explode in side of it. No matter how many times I scrub it, it still looks red.
  • noexcusesjustresults2014
    noexcusesjustresults2014 Posts: 212 Member
    vlheureux wrote: »
    One thing I cannot do is use a microwave. Mine has had many foods explode in side of it. No matter how many times I scrub it, it still looks red.

    lol. My friend caused a fire once by putting tin foil in the microwave while drunk.

  • SMarieEM
    SMarieEM Posts: 21 Member
    I was an 8lb baby and I need to lose like twice that haha.
  • arditarose
    arditarose Posts: 15,573 Member
    I was a big baby but yeah, I got about 6 more pounds of my baby weight to go :)
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,345 Member
    edited November 2014
    Based on your definition, I certainly am trying to lose my baby weight. And your baby weight. And the person above's baby weight. And the people sitting within a 40 foot radius of me's baby weight. Also not a virgin.
  • JazzFischer1989
    JazzFischer1989 Posts: 531 Member
    Ohhh. I was just curious what you meant.
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
    Wait, so I'm not supposed to nurse myself?? Oh. Um.
  • sentaruu
    sentaruu Posts: 2,206 Member
    would have been more interesting if this were about mothers losing their virginity...
  • noexcusesjustresults2014
    noexcusesjustresults2014 Posts: 212 Member
    I just noticed my OP in this thread received a "flag". Did I do something wrong?

    As an update to my original post, I have now lost over 5 pounds. As much weight as some premature babies perhaps but not yet the full 7 pounds of baby weight I hope to lose.
  • gamesandgains
    gamesandgains Posts: 640 Member
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves wrote: »
    I'm trying to lose my virginity. Is that the same thing????

    Literally laughed out loud. Hard.
  • shortntall1
    shortntall1 Posts: 333 Member
    I have to lose 6lbs 9 oz x 8 LOL
  • noexcusesjustresults2014
    noexcusesjustresults2014 Posts: 212 Member
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves wrote: »
    I'm trying to lose my virginity. Is that the same thing????

    I think that would match better with someone trying to gain baby weight. I am trying to lose baby weight.
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
    noexcusesjustresults2014 wrote: »
    I just noticed my OP in this thread received a "flag". Did I do something wrong?

    As an update to my original post, I have now lost over 5 pounds. As much weight as some premature babies perhaps but not yet the full 7 pounds of baby weight I hope to lose.

    Probably someone is hangry. Someone's flagged one of your other replies. I can't imagine what sort of person got upset by your posts. :smiley:
  • noexcusesjustresults2014
    noexcusesjustresults2014 Posts: 212 Member
    shortntall1 wrote: »
    I have to lose 6lbs 9 oz x 8 LOL

    Nothing wrong multiple babies! We all have the same goal of losing weight
  • Maries_wine_calories
    Maries_wine_calories Posts: 152 Member
    ThePhoenixIsRising wrote: »
    Came in confused, but the post made me :smiley:

    Any virgins trying to lose their baby weight?- I was like : ok, oxymoron? ;)
  • AmandaHugginkiss
    AmandaHugginkiss Posts: 486 Member
    I have a couple of babies I've tried to lose several times. But they keep coming back!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    ThePhoenixIsRising wrote: »
    Came in confused, but the post made me :smiley:

    I'm still confused.
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
    My wife and I lost our baby weight when we left the stroller unattended near that sketchy van ..
  • noexcusesjustresults2014
    noexcusesjustresults2014 Posts: 212 Member
    sullus wrote: »
    My wife and I lost our baby weight when we left the stroller unattended near that sketchy van ..

    Oh no! I hope you find the van and your missing baby weight again soon!
  • SwitzEngine
    SwitzEngine Posts: 3,418 Member
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves wrote: »
    I'm trying to lose my virginity. Is that the same thing????

    Not really :smiley: ))
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Could you just ask someone else to hold the baby? Take a load off. I mean that extra weight will come & go - I think they give out yo-yo's for that?
  • tabata_king
    tabata_king Posts: 423
    *shakes head..closes door*
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