1600 Calorie diet!? Seriously?
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What about raspberry ketones?0
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pepperpat64 wrote: »What about raspberry ketones?
Raspberries are actually a meat so they're fine,0 -
Best. Posting. Ever.0
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This may be my favorite post on this entire site. Great advice, OP! It's about time someone dropped some knowledge on these fools!You can write "cheese" on it in marker pen if that helps.
My effing sides!
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TastesLikeBurning wrote: »PurringMyrrh wrote: »Chaotic_Weevil wrote: »TastesLikeBurning wrote: »Interesting. My first question is, is it Vorgon or Vogon poetry? I could only find Vogon poetry on wikapedia and it is described as the third worst poetry in the universe. My second question is, are we suppose to measure our calories in metric or standard? My third question is, what is the alternative for cheese, because I love cheese? Thanks.
*mutters* stupid iphone with it's stupid autocorrect ruining my references
Measure your calories in parsecs. Duh.
The alternative to cheese is chicken breast and steamed broccoli. You can write "cheese" on it in marker pen if that helps.
You're both wrong. They should be measured in furlongs.
Well that's nice of him!
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Thank you oh intelligent one. I bow to your greatness. Loved it.0
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What about I drink beer with my carbs, I learned today that beer negates everything?
Also thanks for this sound advice, saved me going wrong and dying unnecessarily *phew0 -
MarziPanda95 wrote: »This is true sadly, I looked at a cheese today and died :ccc r.i.p me
I ate cheese and lived.. What does this mean?0 -
blktngldhrt wrote: »MarziPanda95 wrote: »This is true sadly, I looked at a cheese today and died :ccc r.i.p me
I ate cheese and lived.. What does this mean?
You're clearly a robot and/or a car.0 -
Chaotic_Weevil wrote: »Guys, I'm pretty new here but it's obvious that I know way more than anyone else here so it's time to bust out some mad advice yo.
I've noticed a really disturbing trend of MFPers eating a varying amount of calories. Most seem to be anywhere between 1500 and 2500 cals. Why are you doing this to yourselves?
It's a well documented fact that you have to eat exactly 1641.35 calories everyday. Regardless of gender, height, weight, activity level or personal preference. If you eat any other amount you will immediately enter starvation mode and die.
While I have your rapt attention and obviously your unerring faith in everything I have to say, I'll let you in on a few other hard and fast rules that you absolutely must not disobey, or else you will be subjected to a Vorgon poetry reading and also die.
1. Drink a lemon every morning. It takes some getting used to and passing it is generally uncomfortable but if you don't your metabolism will forget to work
2. Only eat lean protein and vegetables. Do not ever eat any other food group.
3. In fact, don't even look at other food groups.
4. If you look at a cheese, you will die.
5. Don't eat any fat or oil. Oil is for cars. You're not a car are you?
6. Please ignore the above rule if you are in fact, a car and/or robot
7. Except for you, Megatron. You d*ck.
Don't try to debate this or anything. I obviously know better than all of you.
I see what you did there. Courtesy laugh aimed right at you.
FYI..I looked at cheese. Is there a chance of survival?
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Chaotic_Weevil wrote: »pepperpat64 wrote: »What about raspberry ketones?
Raspberries are actually a meat so they're fine,
Word up a plum store!0 -
blktngldhrt wrote: »MarziPanda95 wrote: »This is true sadly, I looked at a cheese today and died :ccc r.i.p me
I ate cheese and lived.. What does this mean?
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TastesLikeBurning wrote: »Interesting. My first question is, is it Vorgon or Vogon poetry? I could only find Vogon poetry on wikapedia and it is described as the third worst poetry in the universe. s.
^This
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headofphat wrote: »Chaotic_Weevil wrote: »Guys, I'm pretty new here but it's obvious that I know way more than anyone else here so it's time to bust out some mad advice yo.
I've noticed a really disturbing trend of MFPers eating a varying amount of calories. Most seem to be anywhere between 1500 and 2500 cals. Why are you doing this to yourselves?
It's a well documented fact that you have to eat exactly 1641.35 calories everyday. Regardless of gender, height, weight, activity level or personal preference. If you eat any other amount you will immediately enter starvation mode and die.
While I have your rapt attention and obviously your unerring faith in everything I have to say, I'll let you in on a few other hard and fast rules that you absolutely must not disobey, or else you will be subjected to a Vorgon poetry reading and also die.
1. Drink a lemon every morning. It takes some getting used to and passing it is generally uncomfortable but if you don't your metabolism will forget to work
2. Only eat lean protein and vegetables. Do not ever eat any other food group.
3. In fact, don't even look at other food groups.
4. If you look at a cheese, you will die.
5. Don't eat any fat or oil. Oil is for cars. You're not a car are you?
6. Please ignore the above rule if you are in fact, a car and/or robot
7. Except for you, Megatron. You d*ck.
Don't try to debate this or anything. I obviously know better than all of you.
I see what you did there. Courtesy laugh aimed right at you.
FYI..I looked at cheese. Is there a chance of survival?
Yes, rinse your eyes with lemon water.0 -
tincanonastring wrote: »blktngldhrt wrote: »MarziPanda95 wrote: »This is true sadly, I looked at a cheese today and died :ccc r.i.p me
I ate cheese and lived.. What does this mean?
You're clearly a robot and/or a car.
Probably secretly Megatron. Get the fug out of here, Megatron.0 -
Chaotic_Weevil wrote: »blktngldhrt wrote: »MarziPanda95 wrote: »This is true sadly, I looked at a cheese today and died :ccc r.i.p me
I ate cheese and lived.. What does this mean?
Crap. I'm out of lemon. Is lime a proper substitute?
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I ate some cheese today without looking at it. At least I hope it was cheese.0
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tincanonastring wrote: »blktngldhrt wrote: »MarziPanda95 wrote: »This is true sadly, I looked at a cheese today and died :ccc r.i.p me
I ate cheese and lived.. What does this mean?
You're clearly a robot and/or a car.
Shhh..
I mean, NO. I. Am. Human.0
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