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  • darkrose20
    darkrose20 Posts: 1,139 Member
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    She saves every reusable food container she has ever bought. She currently has two large storage units full of them...for environmental reasons.
  • darkrose20
    darkrose20 Posts: 1,139 Member
    edited November 2014
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    Lets himself get severely dehydrated so he can go to the hospital and get an IV from the cute nurse who just happens to be single. Can't understand why she hasn't gone out with him yet...it's been, like 4 years!
  • HJO1403
    HJO1403 Posts: 188 Member
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    Had a marriage end due to her extreme obsession with a toad who was on The Ellen Show for Nicholas Cage impressions
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
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    He once brought a big batch of 'edibles' to his work Christmas party "by mistake."
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,770 Member
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    Works out at Curves.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Takes booty shots of random strangers!
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
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    She owns and operates the largest cabbage farm in North America.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    only want's to be a doctor so he has full access to elderly women!
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
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    She's actually a huge Green Bay Packers fan. She has an entire room dedicated to Aaron Rodgers memorabilia.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    actually both of the guys above have Colin Kaepernick shrine in Wisconsin that they both visit secretly together.
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
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    She's actually a patient in a psych ward and has a lot of grand delusions.
  • prettymrsnelson
    prettymrsnelson Posts: 27
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    That's not Halloween make-up...she actually sucks blood for sustinance!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    RecoveringBeast wrote: »
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    actually both of the guys above have Colin Kaepernick shrine in Wisconsin that they both visit secretly together.

    It's a shrine for untalented qb's

    Boom Mark! Burn on me!

  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    TheBeerRunner wrote: »
    She's actually a patient in a psych ward and has a lot of grand delusions.

    He's actually my roommate! I'm imaginary though!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    RecoveringBeast wrote: »
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    actually both of the guys above have Colin Kaepernick shrine in Wisconsin that they both visit secretly together.

    It's a shrine for untalented qb's

    Doesn't want to show his face because he's wanted by the Canadian mafia!
  • WMDemetree
    WMDemetree Posts: 3,923 Member
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    Posts on MFP for a living
  • fitqveen
    fitqveen Posts: 62
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    competitive baker who has a picture of mary berry on his wall that he throws darts at.

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