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AgentOrangeJuice

Didn't get the job as toilet bowl cleaner mascot, despite shaving his head.

Spnneil06

Was trying to hatch a plan to steal all of the toothpaste in the world so they could have the whitest smile!

WMDemetree

Is not only a member but founder of Hair Club on MfP

davemacdonald1

Shines his head in the wax-o ball-o machine

WMDemetree

davemacdonald1 wrote: »

Shines his head in the wax-o ball-o machine

That's a hell of an idea.. U think I can get a good used one on Craigslist?

Spnneil06

is making an under ground fortress in case of a zombie apocalypse!

AgentOrangeJuice

is patient zero of the zombie apocalypse

WMDemetree

still lives with his mom

PurringMyrrh

Briefly owned a dive strip-club called "My Eyes!" It was shut down after the FDA received a tip-off that the roach infestation had spread from the kitchen to the dancers.

WMDemetree

PurringMyrrh wrote: »

Briefly owned a dive strip-club called "My Eyes!" It was shut down after the FDA received a tip-off that the roach infestation had spread from the kitchen to the dancers.

** Correction it was called "B4 My Eyes!"

Alisontheice

Only eats foods that are purple

WMDemetree

Only eats parts that are pink

JeffMeehan

Shhh dont tell anyone Alisontheice is really a porn star!

FabulousFantasticFifty

He's really Matt Lauer in cognito!

Alisontheice

Has been a back up dancer in like 50 music videos

Misshodge64

Was in love with IKE TURNER

N2Couture

She really likes Liz Taylor more.

PurringMyrrh

Was arrested for stealing a 128oz can of nacho cheese after trying to smuggle it out under their shirt. It was the loud casual whistling that alerted security.

Spnneil06

She cuts off doll heads and stakes them on her fence to scare her neighbors.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She only wears glasses to tease the Men!