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  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
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    Once shot a man just for snoring too loud
  • WMDemetree
    WMDemetree Posts: 3,923 Member
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    Steals phones just to takes selfies
  • AgentOrangeJuice
    AgentOrangeJuice Posts: 1,069 Member
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    Didn't get the job as toilet bowl cleaner mascot, despite shaving his head.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Was trying to hatch a plan to steal all of the toothpaste in the world so they could have the whitest smile!
  • WMDemetree
    WMDemetree Posts: 3,923 Member
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    Is not only a member but founder of Hair Club on MfP
  • davemacdonald1
    davemacdonald1 Posts: 199 Member
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    Shines his head in the wax-o ball-o machine
  • WMDemetree
    WMDemetree Posts: 3,923 Member
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    davemacdonald1 wrote: »
    Shines his head in the wax-o ball-o machine

    That's a hell of an idea.. U think I can get a good used one on Craigslist?
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    is making an under ground fortress in case of a zombie apocalypse!
  • AgentOrangeJuice
    AgentOrangeJuice Posts: 1,069 Member
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    is patient zero of the zombie apocalypse
  • WMDemetree
    WMDemetree Posts: 3,923 Member
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    still lives with his mom
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
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    Briefly owned a dive strip-club called "My Eyes!" It was shut down after the FDA received a tip-off that the roach infestation had spread from the kitchen to the dancers.
  • WMDemetree
    WMDemetree Posts: 3,923 Member
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    PurringMyrrh wrote: »
    Briefly owned a dive strip-club called "My Eyes!" It was shut down after the FDA received a tip-off that the roach infestation had spread from the kitchen to the dancers.

    ** Correction it was called "B4 My Eyes!"
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    Only eats foods that are purple
  • WMDemetree
    WMDemetree Posts: 3,923 Member
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    Only eats parts that are pink
  • JeffMeehan
    JeffMeehan Posts: 1,014 Member
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    Shhh dont tell anyone Alisontheice is really a porn star!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He's really Matt Lauer in cognito!
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    Has been a back up dancer in like 50 music videos
  • Misshodge64
    Misshodge64 Posts: 8,588 Member
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    Was in love with IKE TURNER
  • N2Couture
    N2Couture Posts: 2,762 Member
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    She really likes Liz Taylor more.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
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    Was arrested for stealing a 128oz can of nacho cheese after trying to smuggle it out under their shirt. It was the loud casual whistling that alerted security.

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