My skinny friend had a big mac.

dbmata
dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
edited November 8 in Chit-Chat
So I did too.

Am I going to be ok? I also ate the large fries, and a double cheeseburger. I had a diet dr pepper though.

Will this cause me to be maltose intolerant too?
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  • PwrLftr82
    PwrLftr82 Posts: 945 Member
    Yeah, but you had a diet soda, so the calories cancel each other out.
  • deluxmary2000
    deluxmary2000 Posts: 981 Member
    As long as you detox by drinking nothing but unicorn tears for the next 3 days, you should be ok.

    But your skinny friend is as good as dead. Sorry :(
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    OMG! You are both going to die! TOXINS! TOXINS! TOXINS!!!!
  • diannethegeek
    diannethegeek Posts: 14,776 Member
    I think the correct answer is that your friend may be skinny on the outside, but they're garbage on the inside. Which doesn't seem like a very nice thing to say about your skinny friend, but something something... HEALTH!!!
  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member
    Well, if you are having one, I'm having one.

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  • Sued0nim
    Sued0nim Posts: 17,456 Member
    Now your mistake is not letting her order it then eating it off her plate, because that way the calories would have belonged to her
  • rbfdac
    rbfdac Posts: 1,057 Member
    rabbitjb wrote: »
    Now your mistake is not letting her order it then eating it off her plate, because that way the calories would have belonged to her

    Gosh, how I wish this worked.

  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    rabbitjb wrote: »
    Now your mistake is not letting her order it then eating it off her plate, because that way the calories would have belonged to her
    Well, she drools on her plate. That would be kinda gross.
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  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    True, but if I stick with the diet soda, it will be better.
  • Lasmartchika
    Lasmartchika Posts: 3,440 Member
    PwrLftr82 wrote: »
    Yeah, but you had a diet soda, so the calories cancel each other out.

    It really depends on the size of the soda. If it was a large, then yes they cancel out. If it wasn't, then he's gonna get a heart attack. Simple as that.

  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member
    Do burger buns have baking soda in them?
  • peachyfuzzle
    peachyfuzzle Posts: 1,122 Member
    I hear that if you spin at exactly 60rpm in a counterclockwise direction for three minutes while chanting Dr. Oz's name, all calories ingested will holistically disappear.
  • _Southern_Comfort_
    _Southern_Comfort_ Posts: 25
    I joined the mile high club.
  • slimbettie
    slimbettie Posts: 686 Member
    No, don't worry. Don't you know that as long as you drink a diet soda you can eat anything you want and not gain weight. B)
  • AskTracyAnnK28
    AskTracyAnnK28 Posts: 2,817 Member
    Just remember to eat another Big Mac tomorrow. Otherwise you're body will go into starvation mode!!!!
  • kobiemom
    kobiemom Posts: 218 Member
    You should've juiced the large fries and cheeseburger. Not the diet dr pepper. That's just crazy.
  • Baconist
    Baconist Posts: 74 Member
    Thanks for the laugh!
  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member
    kobiemom wrote: »
    You should've juiced the large fries and cheeseburger. Not the diet dr pepper. That's just crazy.

    Put some lemon juice and essentials oils in that ish and you have a cleanse!
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    You should be skinny in no time. Your friend is skinny so he must know what he's doing.
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    PRMinx wrote: »
    kobiemom wrote: »
    You should've juiced the large fries and cheeseburger. Not the diet dr pepper. That's just crazy.

    Put some lemon juice and essentials oils in that ish and you have a cleanse!

    I dunno, change that big mac to a double quarter pounder and you have a cleanse.
  • ithrowconfetti
    ithrowconfetti Posts: 451 Member
    If you didn't swap your buns for a cauliflower base, there is a higher risk of you being affected. Gluten can kill. Also, practise clean eating more often. Don't make this a daily occurrence. The sugar in the buns can cause you to be addicted to them too. 0/10. Would not recommend.
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics wrote: »
    You should be skinny in no time. Your friend is skinny so he must know what he's doing.

    She eats trash... hmmm, key?
  • JenAndSome
    JenAndSome Posts: 1,893 Member
    Dude, you are so screwed. You are now automatically addicted to the additives and will be propositioning people for money to cover your Mac sauce addiction before too long.
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  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    JenAndSome wrote: »
    Dude, you are so screwed. You are now automatically addicted to the additives and will be propositioning people for money to cover your Mac sauce addiction before too long.

    That gives a whole new meaning to secret sauce.
  • hortensehildegarde
    hortensehildegarde Posts: 592 Member
    don't worry every body needs a "restart" now and again I'm sure it'll just kickstart your metabolism and it'll be fine. If you gain any weight it's probably just muscle cause muscle weighs more than fat.

    I'm not sure about the maltose but I hope not, but if you feel like it's being a problem just eat clean and that'll fix it.
  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member
    dbmata wrote: »
    JenAndSome wrote: »
    Dude, you are so screwed. You are now automatically addicted to the additives and will be propositioning people for money to cover your Mac sauce addiction before too long.

    That gives a whole new meaning to secret sauce.

    Either way, don't forget to log it. And any exercise points that go with it.
  • CJsf1t
    CJsf1t Posts: 414 Member
    You may be skinny on the outside but all the toxins are out to get you. Beware of sodium bicarbonate.
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    dbmata wrote: »
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics wrote: »
    You should be skinny in no time. Your friend is skinny so he must know what he's doing.

    She eats trash... hmmm, key?

    In that case I hope you ate some trash too.
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