I want to do something that will flood my inbox with FR

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  • latenitelucy
    latenitelucy Posts: 1,314 Member
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    _John_ wrote: »
    greenminimalist wrote: »
    Give me 3 reasons why I would or should be your friend. Then we can talk.

    1. Judging by your username, I will diversify your FL and provide a token talking head, much like foxnews or msnbc use for positions they don't really want to represent.

    2. I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

    3. I saved more than 15% on my car insurance by switching from Geico.

    Plus he wears Crocs. Aren't you dying for that kinda hot stuff on your FL?

  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,643 Member
    edited November 2014
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    deluxmary2000 wrote: »
    greenminimalist wrote: »
    Give me 3 reasons why I would or should be your friend. Then we can talk.

    Ditto. Except mine must be in Haiku form.

    Haiku sounds like a great scrabble play for which the definition and use is useless to me...

  • CanaryNoire
    CanaryNoire Posts: 47 Member
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    Someone said there might be smut in this post....so naturally I had to look.
  • Ainesilver
    Ainesilver Posts: 72 Member
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    _John_ wrote: »
    greenminimalist wrote: »
    Give me 3 reasons why I would or should be your friend. Then we can talk.

    1. Judging by your username, I will diversify your FL and provide a token talking head, much like foxnews or msnbc use for positions they don't really want to represent.

    2. I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

    3. I saved more than 15% on my car insurance by switching from Geico.

    ROFL
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,592 Member
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    who needs friends when you have golf shirts
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,643 Member
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    CanaryNoire wrote: »
    Someone said there might be smut in this post....so naturally I had to look.

    I'm too classy to resort to parlor tricks. And (Hi MOM!) I like having posting privileges.
  • Misshodge64
    Misshodge64 Posts: 8,588 Member
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    _John_ wrote: »
    greenminimalist wrote: »
    Give me 3 reasons why I would or should be your friend. Then we can talk.

    1. Judging by your username, I will diversify your FL and provide a token talking head, much like foxnews or msnbc use for positions they don't really want to represent.

    2. I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

    3. I saved more than 15% on my car insurance by switching from Geico.

    YOU GOT MY VOTE
  • RyanMatthewHarrell
    RyanMatthewHarrell Posts: 267
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    deluxmary2000 wrote: »
    greenminimalist wrote: »
    Give me 3 reasons why I would or should be your friend. Then we can talk.

    Ditto. Except mine must be in Haiku form.

    I'm motivated
    but not pushy or mean
    and I have a blog.
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
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    RyanMatthewHarrell wrote: »
    deluxmary2000 wrote: »
    greenminimalist wrote: »
    Give me 3 reasons why I would or should be your friend. Then we can talk.

    Ditto. Except mine must be in Haiku form.

    I'm motivated
    but not pushy or mean
    and I have a blog.

    Haikus are easy
    But sometimes they don't make sense
    Refrigerator
    -anonymous interneter
  • Benjinkan
    Benjinkan Posts: 1,107 Member
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    No no no
    no no no no no no
    Haiku
  • Keepcalmanddontblink
    Keepcalmanddontblink Posts: 718 Member
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    _John_ wrote: »
    greenminimalist wrote: »
    Give me 3 reasons why I would or should be your friend. Then we can talk.

    1. Judging by your username, I will diversify your FL and provide a token talking head, much like foxnews or msnbc use for positions they don't really want to represent.

    2. I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

    3. I saved more than 15% on my car insurance by switching from Geico.

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  • Abstraktimus
    Abstraktimus Posts: 213 Member
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    Will send nipple picture for friends
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    I usually just flirt in the forums and friend requests come in. Then they are sad that I won't send them boob shots!
  • Benjinkan
    Benjinkan Posts: 1,107 Member
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    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    I usually just flirt in the forums and friend requests come in. Then they are sad that I won't send them boob shots!

    :(

  • Izzwoz
    Izzwoz Posts: 348 Member
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    Abstraktimus wrote: »
    Will send nipple picture for friends

    Will send friend for nipple pictures
  • Hockey_Winger
    Hockey_Winger Posts: 1,164 Member
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    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    I usually just flirt in the forums and friend requests come in. Then they are sad that I won't send them boob shots!
    But you promised... :cry:
  • asdowe13
    asdowe13 Posts: 1,951 Member
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    _John_ wrote: »
    Suggestions?

    No you'll just ignore them all anyway
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Benjinkan wrote: »
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    I usually just flirt in the forums and friend requests come in. Then they are sad that I won't send them boob shots!

    :(

    see!!!!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    lol..I meant don't often send them..lmao!
  • fleetzz
    fleetzz Posts: 962 Member
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    Generally you can post a profile photo that is suggestive and nearly naked, and I am sure you will get lots of friend requests, plus a few private messages. I am certain that all of the FR will be sincere ;)

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