What's your tagline?

lorib642 · November 2014

http://realitynation.com/tv-shows/real-housewives/ranking-the-opening-lines/19658/#_is=5okc3wctef9yvyo1kljaklkfo

The Real Housewives have an opening line before the show. These are some older ones:

1. “I call the shots in my life now, and I have good aim,” Tamra Barney
2. “I’m a Vegas girl. I will call your bluff,” Jacqueline Laurita
3. "I like things that are elegant and sophisticated, just like me,” Sheree.

What would your tagline be?

I am thinking

Misshodge64 · November 2014

TURN UP.WITH ME

GET AT ME

WHAAAAAAAT

lorib642 · November 2014

Just because I'm quiet it doesn't mean I can't have fun

Hockey_Winger · November 2014

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves.

MaxPower0102 · November 2014

To Alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

lorib642 · November 2014

mjtunney wrote: »

To Alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

I don't know if you have ever seen any of the real housewives show, but that would fit

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FabulousFantasticFifty · November 2014

Age is only a number, and I ain't gonna let it bring me down!

pmm7692 · November 2014

If you ain't wasted.... The day is.

Hockey_Winger · November 2014

Never say things couldn't be worse, fate loves a challenge like that.

BrianSharpe · November 2014

People are stupid........

fobs13 · November 2014

life is a box of chocolates....

Slinky_BraveHeartBunsOfSteel · November 2014

"Do or do not. There is no try..." (Yoda)

TanLinesNTailgates2 · November 2014

"if you are going to talk behind my back, please kiss my *kitten* while you are back there"

EMTFreakGirl · November 2014

buckshot500 wrote: »

You ain't having fun, until they dial 911

And then the fun starts, for me!

EMTFreakGirl · November 2014

buckshot500 wrote: »

EMTFreakGirl wrote: »

buckshot500 wrote: »

You ain't having fun, until they dial 911

And then the fun starts, for me!

Hey, thank you! I love me some EMT's! Y'all saved my butt last memorial day and I'm thankful to still be alive.

I just wish that ambulance had some softer shock absorbers.

Glad you're still around, too! The newer model ambulances are pretty sweet. Air-ride suspension and the new gel-ride suspension are pretty sweet! (tho' they are like driving a waterbed.)