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  • jasonmh630
    jasonmh630 Posts: 2,850 Member
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    Non-dairy creamer is flammable.
  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
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    Cows can be lead up a flight of stairs but they will not go down stairs.

    LOL, I remember an episode of Sesame Street I watched with my kid illustrating this. Grover had to build a ramp to get the cow to come down the stairs!
  • jasonmh630
    jasonmh630 Posts: 2,850 Member
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    It is physically impossible for pigs to look up in the sky.
  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
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    Peanuts are not nuts. They're legumes.
  • jasonmh630
    jasonmh630 Posts: 2,850 Member
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    The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Libraries.
  • jasonmh630
    jasonmh630 Posts: 2,850 Member
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    Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only ONE testicle.

    ^^^Another reason why meat is good.
  • bkhamill
    bkhamill Posts: 1,289 Member
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    a human can run 27 mph

    not this human
  • Trueray
    Trueray Posts: 1,189 Member
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    No wonder when I eat as* it's a tad bitter. Thanks for the heads up.
  • CoolDad67
    CoolDad67 Posts: 324 Member
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    bkhamill wrote: »
    a human can run 27 mph

    not this human

    Depends on what's chasing them. :p
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,731 Member
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    I enjoy farting.
  • LoneWolfRunner
    LoneWolfRunner Posts: 1,160 Member
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    Turbotez wrote: »
    At temperatures over 90 degrees the common house fly changes sexuality
    Because they sweat their balls off?

  • yourradimradletshug
    yourradimradletshug Posts: 964 Member
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    Butterflies drink the tears of turtles because they need the salt. Crazy!
  • free1220
    free1220 Posts: 416 Member
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    I wonder what makes a turtle cry.
  • Gordon_L
    Gordon_L Posts: 4,475 Member
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    moijomfp wrote: »
    turtles lay around 110 eggs at once... i think id cry too *crosses legs*
    Can't blame you for wanting to cross you legs darlin

  • mjterp
    mjterp Posts: 655 Member
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    When Harrison Ford got the phone call to work on the Star Wars movie, he thought he was going to be a carpenter not an actor.

    Yeah, I'm a geek...He was actually working as a carpenter when he was asked to sit in on a reading and he did SO well that they gave him the part!