What is the person above hiding in their closet?

The map to a buried treasure. We set sail on Saturday!

Nunchucks

A copy of the Anarchists Cookbook

fresh mankies ( mens handkerchief )

lol can I ask why?!

glow worms and cookoo clocks

lol thank you! as do you

paddle, ball gag, and cuffs lol

My donkey named clarence, I was fond of him.

Drugs, he's a drug dealer! There I said it!

banana's on a hook

I want my whip back lol

spare whip collection, with name tags to whome they belonged to originally