Post a lie about the person above

Is really the Dancing Bear

Doesn't know how to tie her shoes, so all her sneakers have velcro closures instead of laces.

only bathes on leap years

he is a hard rock ultra fan

hahahahaha she secretly practices voodoo

That beard is attached to his hat

Is not really a red head

has never actually ran in a marathon, without the help of photoshop

next scene was with a water hose.