Post a lie about the person above

saves banana peels to use as toilet paper

She sent me a naughty message

Hits on the UPs driver. (Cute legs).

She cuts locks of random peoples hair, and keeps them in a book.

dresses as a school girl at the weekends and goes by the name of dolly

She puts her age in backwards because she loves getting compliments! ;p

She gives the best face time.

Got kicked out of the FBI for revealing the names of people in Witness Protection

tells people he has a twin, then leaves the room and puts on a hat and comes back and re-introduces himself

joins random families for dinner at restaurants to get group discount.