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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,990 Member
    I also once plucked out an ingrown hair on my neck that was 3 inches long.

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  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,865 Member
    Apparently my right nut rides really high which is why I'm taking longer to recover from my vasectomy than most guys...
  • Ninkyou
    Ninkyou Posts: 6,666 Member
    As my husband terms it,

    I pooped out a baby 10 days ago.

    Hahahahahaha.
  • stayfit_ria
    stayfit_ria Posts: 1,566 Member
    Ninkyou wrote: »
    As my husband terms it,

    I pooped out a baby 10 days ago.

    Hahahahahaha.

    Congratulations! And I am going to use that the next time my son has his buddies over. ;)
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    I love squeezing other peoples spots or getting rid of black heads if people have them, also plucking peoples stray hairs ( eyebrows or anywhere)!! lmao :joy:
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    I just woke up to a week-early period everywhere. Best way to kick off the week. :s
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    PurringMyrrh wrote: »
    I just woke up to a week-early period everywhere. Best way to kick off the week. :s

    better a week early than a week late :joy:
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    determined_ella wrote: »
    PurringMyrrh wrote: »
    I just woke up to a week-early period everywhere. Best way to kick off the week. :s

    better a week early than a week late :joy:
    That's only true if you have sex... *sobbing*
  • stayfit_ria
    stayfit_ria Posts: 1,566 Member
    Comes a time when you would prefer never again. This time comes when you have grown kids and know you never plan on conceiving again yet month and month. Ick

    Mother Nature must NOT HAVE BEEN A WOMAN. yes I used my loud voice.

    Vent over thank you for listening. Lol
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    That biznatch has made me wash a lot of sheets and undies, that's for sure. I'm super over it.
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    PurringMyrrh wrote: »
    determined_ella wrote: »
    PurringMyrrh wrote: »
    I just woke up to a week-early period everywhere. Best way to kick off the week. :s

    better a week early than a week late :joy:
    That's only true if you have sex... *sobbing*

    :( good point.. I feel your pain! ( hugs )
  • RainaMorgan
    RainaMorgan Posts: 11
    I got my first Brazilian...it was more than I had anticipated.
  • stayfit_ria
    stayfit_ria Posts: 1,566 Member
    Once you go Brazilian....

    It's awesome!!
  • jetskisimpson
    jetskisimpson Posts: 116 Member
    Just remember cramps are better than contractions!
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    jetskisimpson wrote: »
    Just remember cramps are better than contractions!

    couldn't agree more!! 0_o although I don't suffer cramps anymore since having kids! thank god!! :joy:
  • jetskisimpson
    jetskisimpson Posts: 116 Member
    No fair! I never did UNTIL having kids! Ugh but only about half a day of pain. So it could be worse lol
  • ut04827
    ut04827 Posts: 103
    Lots of cardio increases my sex drive through the roof !!
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    jetskisimpson wrote: »
    No fair! I never did UNTIL having kids! Ugh but only about half a day of pain. So it could be worse lol

    lol that's not too bad then! I would take labour every year... over cramps every month for the rest of my life any day! :joy:
  • jetskisimpson
    jetskisimpson Posts: 116 Member
    Omg I did not enjoy pregnancy and labour! And when my friends were in labour I had sympathy contractions and back pain. Lol I never believed it was real but it was. But I will say twice was enough for me and it was the most worth it thing I've ever done in my life 8-))
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member

    jetskisimpson wrote: »
    Omg I did not enjoy pregnancy and labour! And when my friends were in labour I had sympathy contractions and back pain. Lol I never believed it was real but it was. But I will say twice was enough for me and it was the most worth it thing I've ever done in my life 8-))

    lol yes they are soo real aren't they! I love watching one born every minute... but when they are pushing I'm having back pain and light tightenings haha :joy: It's like a swift reminder of what they have to come lol. aww < 3 kids are great!
  • jetskisimpson
    jetskisimpson Posts: 116 Member


    lol yes they are soo real aren't they! I love watching one born every minute... but when they are pushing I'm having back pain and light tightenings haha :joy: It's like a swift reminder of what they have to come lol. aww < 3 kids are great!
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    Lol man I feel weak thinking about em haha..
  • Papatoad194
    Papatoad194 Posts: 251 Member
    edited January 2015
    I have piercings and will be getting some more :)
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    Second grade, I really had to use the bathroom, so did a friend of mine. I asked the teacher if I could go, she said no. Few minutes later a friend of mine also had to go. She was also told no.
    Few minutes pass, we start begging and pleading that we really have to go. We were told no endlessly. We looked at each other and decided we're just going to go in our chairs. So, we both peed in our chairs, sitting, following the teacher's instruction to not get up.
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  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Sinistrous wrote: »
    Second grade, I really had to use the bathroom, so did a friend of mine. I asked the teacher if I could go, she said no. Few minutes later a friend of mine also had to go. She was also told no.
    Few minutes pass, we start begging and pleading that we really have to go. We were told no endlessly. We looked at each other and decided we're just going to go in our chairs. So, we both peed in our chairs, sitting, following the teacher's instruction to not get up.

    Some teachers are so freakin mean. In second grade, I told the teacher I wasn't feeling well. She and the nurse said, "you have no fever. You're fine" and made me stay.

    About 45 minutes, I threw up in the classroom.


    Uh, yea....beeeyotch. Sure she had wished she had sent me home earlier.
  • cklbrown
    cklbrown Posts: 4,696 Member
    Sinistrous wrote: »
    Second grade, I really had to use the bathroom, so did a friend of mine. I asked the teacher if I could go, she said no. Few minutes later a friend of mine also had to go. She was also told no.
    Few minutes pass, we start begging and pleading that we really have to go. We were told no endlessly. We looked at each other and decided we're just going to go in our chairs. So, we both peed in our chairs, sitting, following the teacher's instruction to not get up.


    LMAO you showed her!


    I am one heck of a burper. I can belch like a champion.
  • MercenaryNoetic26
    MercenaryNoetic26 Posts: 2,747 Member
    If I didn't wax my arms they'd be hairy a.f.
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    Walked through one of the sections (about 20 people) at work one day and crop dusted them with a kimchi and bear fart.... Deadly silent death cloud
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    Salvaje26 wrote: »
    If I didn't wax my arms they'd be hairy a.f.

    Hair is nice!
  • lisaw19855
    lisaw19855 Posts: 165 Member
    When at high school the deputy head mistress didn't believe that I felt sick, I promptly threw up over her shoes in reception.
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