We broke up because...
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I wasn't her only foot warm. A guys got to feel special.0
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She told me I twerked like Miley Cyrus
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She twerked0
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He thought his jokes were funnier than mine0
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Who doesn't like twerking?0
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He thought @Sweetsluv was a bad dancer. That is just unacceptable.0
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She wouldn't push me around in a shopping cart.0
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Wouldn't let me listen to Drake while golfing0
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He liked golfing more than sexy time0
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Her but was too big.0
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she went golfing every sunday to pick up lesbians...unacceptable!0
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His wife had a fit ;-) chill.........I'm joking. He was controlling.0
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He has 5 nipples on the other side...0
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Her tattoo is cooler than mine.0
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i didnt want the mother of my children to have "Boner Garage" inked onto the small of her back0
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I couldn't satisfy him0
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She didn't like my cooking0
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Her gray head was boring to look at.0
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made me do all the work in the bedroom0
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he was never satisfied
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he thought my purple hair wanst original enough
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carpet didnt match the drapes0
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he refused to man-scape0
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