We broke up because...
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Obsessed with silverware0
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way too chipper for me in the mornings...0
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I thought he meant something different, thought spoons was a game!0
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she ignored me too much!0
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She considered playing spoons being "musical"0
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He wanted to write a musical called Spoons.0
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She required constant attention. I just want to pee in peace!0
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Wait, when did we break up?0
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He liked donkeys better than me0
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He wouldn't stopping peeing all over the house, even after I rubbed his nose in it0
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blamed me for his obsessions0
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She kept referring to my kids as "donkeys"0
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She used ***king profanity all the ***king time0
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MathDonkey wrote: »She used ***king profanity all the ***king time
He wanted me to call him king0 -
She didn't acknowledge my royalty0
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He wasn't referring to his title when he wanted me to call him....king0
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She was clingy!0
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