Egg Farts

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  • myfatass78
    myfatass78 Posts: 411 Member
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    SingRunTing wrote: »
    I thought this was going to be about farts that smell like eggs, not farts caused by eggs. I'm surprisingly disappointed.

    Hahaha. Well for me it is farts caused by eggs that smell like eggs.
  • Showcase_Brodown
    Showcase_Brodown Posts: 919 Member
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    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    Fun fact: vegetarians pass more gas (due to fiber) but those who eat more meat/dairy/eggs are more potent (due to increased sulfur content).

    I usually go for quality over quantity.
  • myfatass78
    myfatass78 Posts: 411 Member
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    I'm going to a kids birthday party tomorrow, so the plan is to siddle up near a kid and let them rip and I walk away blame free . . . .
  • beemerphile1
    beemerphile1 Posts: 1,710 Member
    edited January 2015
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    hollia13 wrote: »
    beemerphile1 wrote: »
    Yes, eggs and everything else I eat causes farts. Having gas in some situations (like the office) can be troublesome but I sure wouldn't be concerned at the gym.



    Obviously you haven't had one slip out on someone near you in a CXWORX class....not fun, and more than a tad embarrassing. lol....

    I have enjoyed reading this thread so much more than I should have... :p

    People sweat, grunt, moan, pant while working out, what's a little gas? It isn't like you are the only one, everyone breaks wind regularly. Each of us passes gas on average 14 times per day for a half liter of gas.
  • BodyByButter
    BodyByButter Posts: 563 Member
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    beemerphile1 wrote: »
    hollia13 wrote: »
    beemerphile1 wrote: »
    Yes, eggs and everything else I eat causes farts. Having gas in some situations (like the office) can be troublesome but I sure wouldn't be concerned at the gym.



    Obviously you haven't had one slip out on someone near you in a CXWORX class....not fun, and more than a tad embarrassing. lol....

    I have enjoyed reading this thread so much more than I should have... :p

    People sweat, grunt, moan, pant while working out, what's a little gas? It isn't like you are the only one, everyone breaks wind regularly. Each of us passes gas on average 14 times per day for a half liter of gas.

    Now we all have to keep count tomorrow.
  • mistere627
    mistere627 Posts: 35 Member
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    My beer farts will kill grown men. Got nothing on eggs though.
  • TriShamelessly
    TriShamelessly Posts: 905 Member
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    Eggs after beer is worse!
  • TriShamelessly
    TriShamelessly Posts: 905 Member
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    P.S. There's way too much science in this thread about farts! Do I need to get the help of my 6-year old twins to put a farting conversation in proper context?!
  • SergeantSausage
    SergeantSausage Posts: 1,673 Member
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    SingRunTing wrote: »
    I thought this was going to be about farts that smell like eggs, not farts caused by eggs. I'm surprisingly disappointed.


    But we are: the farts caused by eggs are the farts that smell like eggs.
  • VeganChristy
    VeganChristy Posts: 10 Member
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    No, not really. But tofu... :#
  • girlviernes
    girlviernes Posts: 2,402 Member
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    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    I've got nothing.
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    this, hahaha

  • ktmarsden1
    ktmarsden1 Posts: 5 Member
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    I have also recently integrated eggs back into my diet, and yes I do have a bit of an odor but not to the degree of broccoli.. I can make paint peel off the walls just a few hours after eating broccoli :#
  • SomeGirlSomewhere
    SomeGirlSomewhere Posts: 937 Member
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    My husband has this same problem to the extent that it can clear a room. I, thankfully, do NOT!
  • ovinas1
    ovinas1 Posts: 413 Member
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    The greatest thread question ever asked. Those are protein farts. The solution is to buy a dog and blame it.
  • ovinas1
    ovinas1 Posts: 413 Member
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    SomeGirlSomewhere wrote: »
    My husband has this same problem to the extent that it can clear a room. I, thankfully, do NOT!

    :p:p:po:)
  • gemmamummy
    gemmamummy Posts: 185 Member
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    Just ride that stinky wave my friend. Its nature and not a lot you can do, but embrace it. I'm sure divorce papers have nearly been served by my husband over my awesome protein air biscuits, since I've started weightlifting. But that's the price he pays for me having abs!
  • Delilahhhhhh
    Delilahhhhhh Posts: 477 Member
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    ovinas1 wrote: »
    The greatest thread question ever asked. Those are protein farts. The solution is to buy a dog and blame it.
    very funny.

    After I swim (which is not that often) on my walk home I get jet propelled by my gas, no other exercise gives me gas.

  • PeachyCarol
    PeachyCarol Posts: 8,029 Member
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    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    Chances are that the eggs aren't actually affecting frequency. Eggs can cause the gases produced in the gut to be more sulfuric, thus smellier.

    Fun fact: vegetarians pass more gas (due to fiber) but those who eat more meat/dairy/eggs are more potent (due to increased sulfur content).

    As a vegetarian? I can't say that I'm really a victim of this particular problem. I'll tell my family (who aren't veggie) that they're lucky.

  • mustang289
    mustang289 Posts: 299 Member
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    Embrace the windage!
    Experiment, learn better muscle control and you might be able to tap out some Morse Code or pop out a rhythm like a Kanye West song.
  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,150 Member
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    ovinas1 wrote: »
    SomeGirlSomewhere wrote: »
    My husband has this same problem to the extent that it can clear a room. I, thankfully, do NOT!

    :p:p:po:)

    laughssssssss!

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