Cant Understand Why I am Fat

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AndreaS_222
AndreaS_222 Posts: 9
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I can't understand why I am fat. I work out for 30 minutes 3 days a week. I slip up occasionally, yesterday I had a half gallon of ice cream for breakfast and a whole pizza for dinner, and I ate a tube of pringles at night because I was depressed. Sometimes my job at GameStop feels challenging. All I do is sell used console games, so why am I out of breath?

I am the type of guy who has a huge belly and little legs so my pants slide down my buttcrack which looks like a big line. I have a big hairy back and man boobs.
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  • xcalygrl
    xcalygrl Posts: 1,897 Member
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    Because you've eaten more than you burned for a period of time.
  • jimmmer
    jimmmer Posts: 3,515 Member
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    xcalygrl wrote: »
    Because you've eaten more than you burned for a period of time.

    Nailed it.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    Is this a serious post?
  • jimmmer
    jimmmer Posts: 3,515 Member
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    rml_16 wrote: »
    Is this a serious post?

    Doubtful.

    He's 100 years old and female.
  • chelseafxx
    chelseafxx Posts: 251 Member
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    TROLL.
  • deksgrl
    deksgrl Posts: 7,237 Member
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    Seriously bad troll attempt.
  • BillRicks1
    BillRicks1 Posts: 473 Member
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    rml_16 wrote: »
    Is this a serious post?

    That's not just a note of sarcasm you heard, it's the entire symphony!

  • TheVirgoddess
    TheVirgoddess Posts: 4,535 Member
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    AndreaS_222 wrote: »
    I can't understand why I am fat. I work out for 30 minutes 3 days a week. I slip up occasionally, yesterday I had a half gallon of ice cream for breakfast and a whole pizza for dinner, and I ate a tube of pringles at night because I was depressed. Sometimes my job at GameStop feels challenging. All I do is sell used console games, so why am I out of breath?

    I am the type of guy who has a huge belly and little legs so my pants slide down my buttcrack which looks like a big line. I have a big hairy back and man boobs.

    You're not giving yourself enough credit. Surely you sell new games, too?
  • Hornsby
    Hornsby Posts: 10,322 Member
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    One of the worst troll attempts ever, yet I still posted...
  • AndreaS_222
    AndreaS_222 Posts: 9
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    Yes, i am serious. some days i feel like quitting my job at GameStop and moving to Hawaii. I'm never going to be rich or have a good body. no girls want me.
  • jimmmer
    jimmmer Posts: 3,515 Member
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    Hornsby wrote: »
    One of the worst troll attempts ever, yet I still posted...

    Slow day at work?
  • Athos282
    Athos282 Posts: 405 Member
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  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,442 Member
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    deksgrl wrote: »
    Seriously bad troll attempt.

    Terrible.

  • xcalygrl
    xcalygrl Posts: 1,897 Member
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    jimmmer wrote: »
    Hornsby wrote: »
    One of the worst troll attempts ever, yet I still posted...

    Slow day at work?

    That's the only reason I decided to entertain the troll...
  • jpaulie
    jpaulie Posts: 917 Member
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    not buyin it
  • SconnieCat
    SconnieCat Posts: 770 Member
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    Bad troll is bad at trolling.

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  • AndreaS_222
    AndreaS_222 Posts: 9
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    i tried lifting weights once, but I started to build pecs under my man boobs and it only made them bigger. i went from c cups to d cups. all i do is cardio, but it never pays off.
  • BillRicks1
    BillRicks1 Posts: 473 Member
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  • caranais
    caranais Posts: 101 Member
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    I'm home nursing a bad cold and feeling low. This has made me laugh out loud, I know it's a troll, but it's funny
  • Hornsby
    Hornsby Posts: 10,322 Member
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    AndreaS_222 wrote: »
    i tried lifting weights once, but I started to build pecs under my man boobs and it only made them bigger. i went from c cups to d cups. all i do is cardio, but it never pays off.
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