Cant Understand Why I am Fat

AndreaS_222
AndreaS_222 Posts: 9
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I can't understand why I am fat. I work out for 30 minutes 3 days a week. I slip up occasionally, yesterday I had a half gallon of ice cream for breakfast and a whole pizza for dinner, and I ate a tube of pringles at night because I was depressed. Sometimes my job at GameStop feels challenging. All I do is sell used console games, so why am I out of breath?

I am the type of guy who has a huge belly and little legs so my pants slide down my buttcrack which looks like a big line. I have a big hairy back and man boobs.

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  • xcalygrl
    xcalygrl Posts: 1,897 Member
    Because you've eaten more than you burned for a period of time.
  • jimmmer
    jimmmer Posts: 3,515 Member
    xcalygrl wrote: »
    Because you've eaten more than you burned for a period of time.

    Nailed it.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Is this a serious post?
  • jimmmer
    jimmmer Posts: 3,515 Member
    rml_16 wrote: »
    Is this a serious post?

    Doubtful.

    He's 100 years old and female.
  • chelseafxx
    chelseafxx Posts: 251 Member
    TROLL.
  • deksgrl
    deksgrl Posts: 7,237 Member
    Seriously bad troll attempt.
  • BillRicks1
    BillRicks1 Posts: 473 Member
    rml_16 wrote: »
    Is this a serious post?

    That's not just a note of sarcasm you heard, it's the entire symphony!

  • TheVirgoddess
    TheVirgoddess Posts: 4,535 Member
    AndreaS_222 wrote: »
    I can't understand why I am fat. I work out for 30 minutes 3 days a week. I slip up occasionally, yesterday I had a half gallon of ice cream for breakfast and a whole pizza for dinner, and I ate a tube of pringles at night because I was depressed. Sometimes my job at GameStop feels challenging. All I do is sell used console games, so why am I out of breath?

    I am the type of guy who has a huge belly and little legs so my pants slide down my buttcrack which looks like a big line. I have a big hairy back and man boobs.

    You're not giving yourself enough credit. Surely you sell new games, too?
  • Hornsby
    Hornsby Posts: 10,322 Member
    One of the worst troll attempts ever, yet I still posted...
  • AndreaS_222
    AndreaS_222 Posts: 9
    Yes, i am serious. some days i feel like quitting my job at GameStop and moving to Hawaii. I'm never going to be rich or have a good body. no girls want me.
  • jimmmer
    jimmmer Posts: 3,515 Member
    Hornsby wrote: »
    One of the worst troll attempts ever, yet I still posted...

    Slow day at work?
  • Athos282
    Athos282 Posts: 405 Member
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  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,439 Member
    deksgrl wrote: »
    Seriously bad troll attempt.

    Terrible.

  • xcalygrl
    xcalygrl Posts: 1,897 Member
    jimmmer wrote: »
    Hornsby wrote: »
    One of the worst troll attempts ever, yet I still posted...

    Slow day at work?

    That's the only reason I decided to entertain the troll...
  • jpaulie
    jpaulie Posts: 917 Member
    not buyin it
  • SconnieCat
    SconnieCat Posts: 770 Member
    Bad troll is bad at trolling.

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  • AndreaS_222
    AndreaS_222 Posts: 9
    i tried lifting weights once, but I started to build pecs under my man boobs and it only made them bigger. i went from c cups to d cups. all i do is cardio, but it never pays off.
  • BillRicks1
    BillRicks1 Posts: 473 Member
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  • caranais
    caranais Posts: 101 Member
    I'm home nursing a bad cold and feeling low. This has made me laugh out loud, I know it's a troll, but it's funny
  • Hornsby
    Hornsby Posts: 10,322 Member
    AndreaS_222 wrote: »
    i tried lifting weights once, but I started to build pecs under my man boobs and it only made them bigger. i went from c cups to d cups. all i do is cardio, but it never pays off.
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  • outtamyweigh
    outtamyweigh Posts: 47
    AndreaS_222 wrote: »
    i tried lifting weights once, but I started to build pecs under my man boobs and it only made them bigger. i went from c cups to d cups. all i do is cardio, but it never pays off.

    First of all your profile says your are already fit "bro", second of all since this is an obvious trolling I'll bite and tell ya you may want to wear a bra with those Ds...lots of women would kill for those.

  • cheshirecatastrophe
    cheshirecatastrophe Posts: 1,395 Member
    edited January 2015
    AndreaS_222 wrote: »
    I can't understand why I am fat. I work out for 30 minutes 3 days a week. I slip up occasionally, yesterday I had a half gallon of ice cream for breakfast and a whole pizza for dinner, and I ate a tube of pringles at night because I was depressed. Sometimes my job at GameStop feels challenging. All I do is sell used console games, so why am I out of breath?

    I am the type of guy who has a huge belly and little legs so my pants slide down my buttcrack which looks like a big line. I have a big hairy back and man boobs.

    Eat a tube of the fat-free Pringles with olestra next time. You'll poop out everything else you ate in 10 minutes so the calories will just slide right out.
  • AndreaS_222
    AndreaS_222 Posts: 9
    outtamyweigh wrote: »
    AndreaS_222 wrote: »
    i tried lifting weights once, but I started to build pecs under my man boobs and it only made them bigger. i went from c cups to d cups. all i do is cardio, but it never pays off.

    First of all your profile says your are already fit "bro", second of all since this is an obvious trolling I'll bite and tell ya you may want to wear a bra with those Ds...lots of women would kill for those.

    I know. I tried telling myself, "Who needs brains when you got these." It helped me not be depressed for about 7 months, but then i relapsed. Every monday all I can do is think about quitting my job.
  • kgeyser
    kgeyser Posts: 22,505 Member
    Here OP, it sounds like you need this:

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