We broke up because...
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stayfit_ria wrote: »aren't we still dating??
You're still the one!0 -
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Because she wouldn't build a blanket fort with me.0
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No I didn't, you liked Ria more than me...0
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He never told me TWD was about *&$%#(* !
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She wouldn't help me build a blanket fort either.0
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It's not gay, if it's in a 3-way...0 -
@530roman He looks better in pink than I do. Like way better.
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Took too many selfies0
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wasn't into bestiality....0
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wouldnt invite me to his threesomes0
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Wrong species0
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stayfit_ria wrote: »
It was the antenna you were trying to hide in that awesome hair.0 -
He was in love with an alien, I couldn't compete!0
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The pegging fetish was getting a bit too frequent.0
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He took weird selfies0
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He didn't like my pics I would take of his butt!0
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She wouldn't stop taking pics0
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He was much too short and only stood about yay high!0
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She always insisted that "yay" was a unit of measurement0
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He was way better at math than me0
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She was really competitive about everything.0
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our astrological signs were incompatible0
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She always thought that one plus one was three and invited a third person to our bed! 0
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She kept acting like my dog was a person0
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