Have you ever ___________?

Yes

HYE had a tattoo

Many, actually still have them.

HYE gotten a tattoo you regretted?

Four and two Grandchildren with another on the way!

Have you ever been mistaken for someone else's child's parent?

YUP - brother convinced me to go on a minizipper "I won't turn it upside down" freaking liar.

Have you ever patted a stranger's pregnant belly?

Yes! It was awesome.

Have you ever been knocked out?

Yes

HYE dated or married someone you secretly admired?

Nope
Have you ever ended up with the best friend of an ex?

Yup- first and only hang over too

Have you ever grown/ raised your own food?

No

Have you ever said something that you regret?