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No s*x in the Fitness Room?

Azathera
Posts: 48 Member
Sooooo, am I the only one who tried to search s*x in Cardio?
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I swear to God I am not sick in the head or desperate but... Still... It's a valid workout
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I swear to God I am not sick in the head or desperate but... Still... It's a valid workout

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I tried aswell lol.........its my main exercise0
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Unfortunately, I have no spotter.0
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HAHAHAHAH I made up my own in there by just googling and estimating - I rarely remember to log that particular exercise anyway, but when I do it makes me DOUBLE happy0
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dougpconnell219 wrote: »Unfortunately, I have no spotter.
You totally made me snort my coffee everywhere. hahahahaha
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This thread again?0
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It all depends on what you get up to. Throw in some pro moves and/or apparatus and I bet you could get your calorie burn up a bit.
Also, this thread title reminded me of a friend of mine in college who worked in one of the campus weight rooms (so she had a key). She used the facility after hours for a few assignations, said the incline benches really made things interesting....0 -
Try using it as a motivator for a more "legitimate" workout. Hit a certain workout goal and then use something special as a reward... after you've showered.0
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Considering things are logged in "minutes", could it really amount to much of anything?
I would feel a bit silly logging a 5 minute run.
Seriously, I can run a full 5 minutes!
Honest!0 -
You all kill me. This conversation just made my day!0
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It all depends on what you get up to. Throw in some pro moves and/or apparatus and I bet you could get your calorie burn up a bit.
Also, this thread title reminded me of a friend of mine in college who worked in one of the campus weight rooms (so she had a key). She used the facility after hours for a few assignations, said the incline benches really made things interesting....
I would think the hip abduction machine could be fun.0 -
I log it as "bedroom aerobics"0
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It's not a valid workout.0
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What is s*x?0
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one cycle of HIIT??? counts as a work out???0
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Benefits outweigh the calories burned.
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I'm still confused. Sex?0
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depends...was it a minuteman session or a marathon session?
we will need video to determine calories burned as well....bahahahahahaha0 -
grimmeanor wrote: »Considering things are logged in "minutes", could it really amount to much of anything?
I would feel a bit silly logging a 5 minute run.
Seriously, I can run a full 5 minutes!
Honest!
5 minutes? That sucks for you and your partner.0 -
well l know jizz is logged in the food section0
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yopeeps025 wrote: »grimmeanor wrote: »Considering things are logged in "minutes", could it really amount to much of anything?
I would feel a bit silly logging a 5 minute run.
Seriously, I can run a full 5 minutes!
Honest!
5 minutes? That sucks for you and your partner.
Yes, we are usually very sore and tired. We just can't finish any sooner!0 -
Boobietrap1337 wrote: »dougpconnell219 wrote: »Unfortunately, I have no spotter.
You totally made me snort my coffee everywhere. hahahahaha
Me as well!0 -
I don't count anything as a workout unless I put ON a sports bra to do it.
So...0 -
I always wondered this lol! You all are crackin me up! What a great way to start the day0
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Also, this thread title reminded me of a friend of mine in college who worked in one of the campus weight rooms (so she had a key). She used the facility after hours for a few assignations, said the incline benches really made things interesting....
But did she wipe down the bench afterwards? Gym etiquette still applies. :-D
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90 seconds of lying on your back doesn't really qualify as a workout, sorry.0
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I log it as pilates lol0
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Try logging it as interval training, get 5 sets in per workout0
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