No s*x in the Fitness Room?
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It's paleo, so who cares?Darkhawk1969 wrote: »well l know jizz is logged in the food section
This made me chuckle!
And a little concerned, is it many calories?
It's probably not vegan though.
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Sabine_Stroehm wrote: »SEX as in the calorie burn? That's just built into my lifestyle.
Sedentary?
I keed, I keed. 0 -
yopeeps025 wrote: »I can think of one position that would be insanely high in Cals burned, but i'm old, and unless the woman I am with is under 120lbs....I am not going to try it.
Maybe like 110 and under....I am not that man anymore.
Also, yes, 45 mins is way too long MOST times for it to be considered good sex. Just because I can't finish doesn't mean it's good.
Get yo muscle up sir.
I'm pleased that someone else made the piledriver reference this time.0 -
grimmeanor wrote: »
It's paleo, so who cares?Darkhawk1969 wrote: »well l know jizz is logged in the food section
This made me chuckle!
And a little concerned, is it many calories?
It's probably not vegan though.
Well, it's an animal product, but the animal is being treated VERY humanely.0 -
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FoCoAlphaNerd wrote: »LucyAndKay wrote: »Sooooo, am I the only one who tried to search s*x in Cardio?))))
I swear to God I am not sick in the head or desperate but... Still... It's a valid workout))
I was reading about this in . . . I want to say men's health. Anyways, they basically said it wasn't a workout. Even if your sexual encounter is hours long, the part of it that is truly . . . a sort of pounding away, aerobic style activity is usually relatively short. At least, if you aren't skipping all the good stuff.
PSH, some people need to up their Degree of Difficulty, that's all.0 -
Well, it should consume some good calories... It involves a lot of muscles and it always keeps my heart rate up. Anything that keeps your heart rate up can be considered cardio... Right?
Anyyyway, I read somewhere that 30 minutes should burn about 150 ( equivalent of 15 min of running). And even more if you reach the big O...cause it's harder to keep up as you approach it and tenses already fatigued muscles.
We are talking about sex here, not making romantic love... And we are talking about contributing not just receiving So next time you miss your workout...you know what to do 
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Lazy sex is the worst. If muscles aren't cramping or sweat isn't pouring, you're doing it wrong. It's called gusto, folks!
And just in time for Valentine's Day: 8 Sexy Ways to Burn Calories.
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Not gonna lie, I looked for it. I have no shame and the fun we get up to is a major workout.0
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Would this be considered as a compound work out or isolated?0
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crystalstinson7 wrote: »Lazy sex is the worst. If muscles aren't cramping or sweat isn't pouring, you're doing it wrong. It's called gusto, folks!
And just in time for Valentine's Day: 8 Sexy Ways to Burn Calories.
Lazy sex is great when I wake up at 2am and just want to get laid (we usually end up sweaty and out of breath anyway) But yes, most of the time it should be very athletic Less than 3 different positions per romp is just a fail. 0 -
But @Codilee87, that's not lazy sex; that's sleepy sex. There's a difference. Someone posted something like, "Yeah, laying on your back for 60 secs is a lot of work." That's what I'm talking about when I say lazy sex. Or if a guy ... I don't know ... just doesn't put in the effort. You get, like, 5 minutes and he's done. Thank you. Goodbye. Hmph. And I'm like, "I shaved my legs for this?"
I admit, I used to be guilty of lazy sex until I met someone that taught me the proper way to get horizontal ... and vertical. He spoiled me, and I haven't met anyone up to par yet. Too bad he knew he was good and felt like the whole female population should have a piece!! lol0 -
It's really good idea, but I'm looking to the main source of protin which will be lost at the end!!! It's really pure and it will take some days to recover, loooolll0
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No Spotter? No Problem!!
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crystalstinson7 wrote: »But @Codilee87, that's not lazy sex; that's sleepy sex. There's a difference. Someone posted something like, "Yeah, laying on your back for 60 secs is a lot of work." That's what I'm talking about when I say lazy sex. Or if a guy ... I don't know ... just doesn't put in the effort. You get, like, 5 minutes and he's done. Thank you. Goodbye. Hmph. And I'm like, "I shaved my legs for this?"
I admit, I used to be guilty of lazy sex until I met someone that taught me the proper way to get horizontal ... and vertical. He spoiled me, and I haven't met anyone up to par yet. Too bad he knew he was good and felt like the whole female population should have a piece!! lol
Lazy sex or lousy sex? Sounds like the same to me.
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trackercasey76 wrote: »No Spotter? No Problem!!
Bwaaa ha haaaa! "Hey, nice run you posted there!"0 -
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I had a BF who had a penchant for watching me bounce on my bed, now that's a good work out because it was for a min of 30 mins before the main event.0
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How many calories could I possibly burn in 2 and a half minutes0
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yopeeps025 wrote: »crystalstinson7 wrote: »But @Codilee87, that's not lazy sex; that's sleepy sex. There's a difference. Someone posted something like, "Yeah, laying on your back for 60 secs is a lot of work." That's what I'm talking about when I say lazy sex. Or if a guy ... I don't know ... just doesn't put in the effort. You get, like, 5 minutes and he's done. Thank you. Goodbye. Hmph. And I'm like, "I shaved my legs for this?"
I admit, I used to be guilty of lazy sex until I met someone that taught me the proper way to get horizontal ... and vertical. He spoiled me, and I haven't met anyone up to par yet. Too bad he knew he was good and felt like the whole female population should have a piece!! lol
Lazy sex or lousy sex? Sounds like the same to me.
Yeah. Pretty much. Tragic.
Maybe someday I'll stumble across someone who's up for the challenge ...
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crystalstinson7 wrote: »You get, like, 5 minutes and he's done. Thank you. Goodbye. Hmph. And I'm like, "I shaved my legs for this?"
So, if you cum 5 times in those 5 minutes it was all just a huge waste of time? You'd prefer someone dry-humping you for 2 hours straight instead?0 -
LmaoDarkhawk1969 wrote: »well l know jizz is logged in the food section
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For a guy doing missionary, you could log it as push ups... But you'd still be reaching...0
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crystalstinson7 wrote: »You get, like, 5 minutes and he's done. Thank you. Goodbye. Hmph. And I'm like, "I shaved my legs for this?"
So, if you cum 5 times in those 5 minutes it was all just a huge waste of time? You'd prefer someone dry-humping you for 2 hours straight instead?
Don't knock dry humping. Fun can be had with some heavy ... petting. It's not always about the end game, you know.0 -
crystalstinson7 wrote: »crystalstinson7 wrote: »You get, like, 5 minutes and he's done. Thank you. Goodbye. Hmph. And I'm like, "I shaved my legs for this?"
So, if you cum 5 times in those 5 minutes it was all just a huge waste of time? You'd prefer someone dry-humping you for 2 hours straight instead?
Don't knock dry humping. Fun can be had with some heavy ... petting. It's not always about the end game, you know.
Dry humping used to be 90% of the fun when we got started in our sex lives Man... I miss those days... More dry-humping and less war!!! 
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If this is a serious question: wear a Heart rate monitor, because your intensity may vary. Some people are just plain lazy f&#kers
For extra fun, set it so the alarm comes on when you're in the right pulse zone. 0 -
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grimmeanor wrote: »Considering things are logged in "minutes", could it really amount to much of anything?
I would feel a bit silly logging a 5 minute run.
Seriously, I can run a full 5 minutes!
Honest!
5 mins would give me time for 2 "workouts"
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