No s*x in the Fitness Room?

Sooooo, am I the only one who tried to search s*x in Cardio? :)))))
I swear to God I am not sick in the head or desperate but... Still... It's a valid workout :)))
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  • hayleypowell2009
    hayleypowell2009 Posts: 11 Member
    I tried aswell lol.........its my main exercise ;)
  • dougpconnell219
    dougpconnell219 Posts: 566 Member
    Unfortunately, I have no spotter. :\
  • mistymeadows2005
    mistymeadows2005 Posts: 3,737 Member
    HAHAHAHAH I made up my own in there by just googling and estimating - I rarely remember to log that particular exercise anyway, but when I do it makes me DOUBLE happy <3
  • Boobietrap1337
    Boobietrap1337 Posts: 195 Member
    Unfortunately, I have no spotter. :\

    You totally made me snort my coffee everywhere. hahahahaha

  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
    This thread again?
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,947 Member
    It doesn't burn as much as people think. But benefits are still great.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

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  • HeySwoleSister
    HeySwoleSister Posts: 1,938 Member
    ninerbuff wrote: »
    It doesn't burn as much as people think. But benefits are still great.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

    9285851.png

    It all depends on what you get up to. Throw in some pro moves and/or apparatus and I bet you could get your calorie burn up a bit.

    Also, this thread title reminded me of a friend of mine in college who worked in one of the campus weight rooms (so she had a key). She used the facility after hours for a few assignations, said the incline benches really made things interesting....
  • JoshMaz
    JoshMaz Posts: 419 Member
    Try using it as a motivator for a more "legitimate" workout. Hit a certain workout goal and then use something special as a reward... after you've showered.
  • WhatMeRunning
    WhatMeRunning Posts: 3,538 Member
    Considering things are logged in "minutes", could it really amount to much of anything?

    I would feel a bit silly logging a 5 minute run.

    Seriously, I can run a full 5 minutes!

    Honest!
  • jodielarms
    jodielarms Posts: 51 Member
    You all kill me. This conversation just made my day!
  • dougpconnell219
    dougpconnell219 Posts: 566 Member
    EWJLang wrote: »
    ninerbuff wrote: »
    It doesn't burn as much as people think. But benefits are still great.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

    9285851.png

    It all depends on what you get up to. Throw in some pro moves and/or apparatus and I bet you could get your calorie burn up a bit.

    Also, this thread title reminded me of a friend of mine in college who worked in one of the campus weight rooms (so she had a key). She used the facility after hours for a few assignations, said the incline benches really made things interesting....

    I would think the hip abduction machine could be fun.
  • MaternalCopulator
    MaternalCopulator Posts: 125 Member
    I log it as "bedroom aerobics"
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    It's not a valid workout.
  • AJL_Daddy
    AJL_Daddy Posts: 525 Member
    What is s*x?
  • RavenLibra
    RavenLibra Posts: 1,737 Member
    one cycle of HIIT??? counts as a work out???
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
    ninerbuff wrote: »
    It doesn't burn as much as people think. But benefits are still great.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

    9285851.png

    Benefits outweigh the calories burned.

  • AJL_Daddy
    AJL_Daddy Posts: 525 Member
    I'm still confused. Sex?
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    depends...was it a minuteman session or a marathon session?

    we will need video to determine calories burned as well....bahahahahahaha
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
    grimmeanor wrote: »
    Considering things are logged in "minutes", could it really amount to much of anything?

    I would feel a bit silly logging a 5 minute run.

    Seriously, I can run a full 5 minutes!

    Honest!

    5 minutes? That sucks for you and your partner.
  • Darkhawk1969
    Darkhawk1969 Posts: 1,419 Member
    well l know jizz is logged in the food section ;)
  • WhatMeRunning
    WhatMeRunning Posts: 3,538 Member
    yopeeps025 wrote: »
    grimmeanor wrote: »
    Considering things are logged in "minutes", could it really amount to much of anything?

    I would feel a bit silly logging a 5 minute run.

    Seriously, I can run a full 5 minutes!

    Honest!

    5 minutes? That sucks for you and your partner.

    Yes, we are usually very sore and tired. We just can't finish any sooner!
  • reddplanet
    reddplanet Posts: 9 Member
    Unfortunately, I have no spotter. :\

    You totally made me snort my coffee everywhere. hahahahaha

    Me as well!
  • leggup
    leggup Posts: 2,942 Member
    I don't count anything as a workout unless I put ON a sports bra to do it.

    So...
  • JenniferInCt
    JenniferInCt Posts: 431 Member
    I always wondered this lol! You all are crackin me up! What a great way to start the day
  • hill8570
    hill8570 Posts: 1,466 Member
    EWJLang wrote: »
    Also, this thread title reminded me of a friend of mine in college who worked in one of the campus weight rooms (so she had a key). She used the facility after hours for a few assignations, said the incline benches really made things interesting....

    But did she wipe down the bench afterwards? Gym etiquette still applies. :-D
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
    90 seconds of lying on your back doesn't really qualify as a workout, sorry.
  • Codilee87
    Codilee87 Posts: 509 Member
    I log it as pilates lol
  • Codilee87
    Codilee87 Posts: 509 Member
    DopeItUp wrote: »
    90 seconds of lying on your back doesn't really qualify as a workout, sorry.

    Sounds like you have a real exciting nightlife - your girlfriend must be SO pleased
  • 9TMare
    9TMare Posts: 24
    edited February 2015
    Try logging it as interval training, get 5 sets in per workout
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