We broke up because...
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I swing both ways, he didn't like that0
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She hit on my mom0
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She could never make up her mind!0
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Oh no I'm in jail0
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no conjugal visits allowed!0
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Her cage was too small0
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Caught her with her trainer0
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He wouldn't let me wash my unmentionables on those abs0
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The unmentionable got my abs dirty0
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He had filthy abs.0
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She tried to clean me up, wouldn't have it.0
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She had a filthy mind0
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He kept calling me she, I was the guy in this bro love0
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She left lipstick smears on my pillowcase0
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That was my pillow case. Busted0
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her dirty talk was about dirt she was an anthropologist0
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His belly flop was better than mine0
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He only wanted topless pics of himself...0
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She kept asking for bottomless pics0
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I said bottomless fries. He didn't like my diet choices.0
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I mean I wanted to see his legs, he sent me something much more intimate.0
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Of his fries at Red Robin!!!0
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Wouldn't share her fries0
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He liked Mcdonald's fries, and I preferred Wendy's.0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Of his fries at Red Robin!!!
BaHAHAHA we're on the same page!0 -
JenNicole11 wrote: »He liked Mcdonald's fries, and I preferred Wendy's.
I thought she said she wanted to be with Wendy instead.0 -
She was in love with some other Red head Girl named Wendy!
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